Sunday, October 7, 2012

I'm more popular than a porn star - something is rank here!

So today I found out that this place is ranked #957,940 in Statscrop.com's 'Sites on the interweb list' (or something along those lines, I didn't look too closely). What amazes me is that this place is more popular (or better written or easier to find...i dunno, I told you I didn't analyse the results that deeply) than this cute girl:

Maria and her...talents.

Internet, I ask you thus: What's going on here??


The proof is in the pudding so to speak - this is how Almigo Adventures lands in the who's who of Internets.

Who are these other players though? I've done the legwork to find that answer out:

I AM LESS POPULAR THAN:

Areg.biz - Some Russian site about business. Translating it to English doesn't seem to work as it stays in Russian. It has Mike Tyson's picture on it. He's not Russian by any stretch of the imagination...

Allinclusiveturkey.info - Is not a site about thanksgiving celebrations and how to prepare a plump bird for the family coming around, it's about taking a holiday in Turkey. Did you know you can search more than 30 booking agents from one box with this site? You do now!

Ezwingame.com - 'The free sweepstakes social network, where you can share your opinion, play games and enter sweepstakes and win prizes!' Nah I'm good thanks...

Foodhel.com - A blog about healthy eating in relation to sex and relationships. Reads like a badly mangled pdf document translated from babelfish: to be healthy is moto of everyone,for that you have to take healthy diet and healthy diets are are very important to remain healthy along with that exercise and yoga and other therapy are important. There are very few people in this world who can take pain to remain fit. But there are many alternatives where you wan't have to take pain but still can remain fit.

I AM MORE POPULAR THAN: 

Tvtvtk.wordpress.com - A well designed blog about TV. In Greek. I studied Indonesian in school so it's all Greek to me...

Nextdoormaria.com - Here's a challenge - try and find a picture of Maria from next door when she's not showing off her sweater puppies in full effect (apart from the one above). It's a porn site and I never thought I'd be able to type the words 'I'm more popular than a porn site!' but I can today!

Der-paritaetissche.de - I have no idea. I translated this into English (from German) and still aren't any clueier The Parit├Ątische is an association of social movements. Like its member organisations, the Parit├Ątische is committed to the idea of social justice: equal opportunities, the right of every human being to live a life of dignity in which they can develop freely.

Worldtoilet.info - It's a site about sanitation! World toilets and sanitation really. 


Recently I wrote about Steve Outtrim and got a reply back from the man himself. So under that guise...Maria, I've written about you and your site...maybe drop by and say hi in thank you? :P  

P.s Sorry for beating the pants off you. But I think most of your audience would prefer you pants-less anyway (who boy am I on fire today!)

0 comments:

Post a Comment