OMG! 10 celebs you won't believe aren't actually related!

You might want to bulk buy some industrial strength aspirin for this one as I'm about to cause some massive headaches for the entertainment industry. Prepare to be completely gobsmacked...

The following celebrities...ARE NOT RELATED!!

BALLS MAHONEY and CAREY MAHONEY

Wait, what?

Yes I know this will well and truly blow your mind here and send the price of pain relief right through the roof, but let me let confirm it once and for all. These two gents...aren't actually related. No no and no, one half of ECW's Chair Swinging Freaks and the biggest prank inducing member of the Police Academy movies are not actually brothers. In fact in another bombshell, they're not actually called Mahoney! They are...(drumroll please) Mr Rechner and Mr Guttenburg respectively. Two different fields, two different mediums and not a single family connection between them.
(Apologies for bowling over Grandma in her rocking chair after this.)

BROTHER LOVE and BROTHER ALI

But they both have mics! How can they not be related?

Apologies again but I feel like I'm going to ruin your day even further when I reveal that these two upstanding gentlemen, while calling themselves Brothers...aren't actually related by blood. Or any family connection that we're aware of.
Yes I know both of them are clever on the mic (although Brother Ali is shades ahead of Brother Love in lyrical brilliance) but Brother Love stopped using the name sometime in 1991. We now call him Bruce. Brother Ali on the other hand continues to use the name but it's highly unlikely that he'll ever run into Bruce at any of his family reunions.

VIN DIESEL and RUDOLF DIESEL

Shut the front door!

Wait a corn husk spitting minute...you mean to tell me that the voice of The Friendly Giant and the inventor of the world famous Diesel engine aren't actually a relation in any form save the same surname? That's crazy!
Sure is because Vin Diesel is actually Mark Sinclair/Mark Vincent while Rudolf Diesel is in reality...Rudolf Diesel! And while Vin is very talented in what he does, we're pretty sure that 'working with diesel engines' is not something that you'd find under the interests section of his CV.
Are we creating controversy here today or what??

HARRY STYLES and JOEY STYLES

Oh my god!!!

Yes the mindblowing train has a couple more stops today before we finish and this one is huge. Joey Styles, one of the greatest wrestling announcers to ever grace the squared circle....is NOT the uncle of this Harry Styles kid from whatever is it that he does.
Yes I'll say it again, these two - no connection.
Holy hand grenade from Hanover, how can this be?
We're not sure either but historians will probably continue to be shocked by this ground breaking revelation for decades, possibly centuries to come.
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And finally:

TOM CRUISE and CRUISE MISSILE

Once again I am the true bearer of bad news..

Hold onto your ventilators tightly cos the one is an absolute doozy! While one occasionally blows up the box office (it's been a while though) and the other blows up pretty much anything it's pointed at, the amazingly mind blowing fact remains: Tom and the missile have never ever crossed paths. Not even at award nights (as much as his critics wish they would).

No relation whatsoever, now who honestly saw that coming???