One of the guests killed Wesley again..

Meet Wesley. Wesley is a character in the mobile game Westworld. Wesley is a robot you send off to interact with guests right across the park - to keep them entertained, to learn from the experience, to make the park money along the way.

Oh god Wesley, what did you say to her??

There's just one problem, the guests just love murdering Wesley for some unknown reason.
Yes some guests have good experiences with our cast of Wild West themed automotrons. Some of them have bad experiences. Whatever Wesley is doing, he's obviously leaving such a bad taste in our guests mouths that they can't resist to pull their guns out when they've finished their little scenario and blow him away.



Yes Wesley must be the 2018 version of Kenny from Southpark because he keeps getting killed and resurrected time and time again only to chew on more bullets each rebirth.

Oh FFS Wes, what did you do now??

A rare moment of Wesley alive...shortly before being shot to pieces by the woman in the hat.

-To repair hosts that guests of the park have filled with holes you need a supply of synthetic blood. I've gone through most of it resurrecting Wesley time and time again. Now I've had to install a 3d printer just to pump out more of it to keep Wesley ticking.

-Now it's not just Wesley that's copping a heap of abuse here. I sent Delilah to help out a customer with his 'romantic interests' and he ended up shooting her. So I sent Teddy in her place while I sent her for repairs. The creepy goons in romantic mood got so hot and bothered over Teddy that they gave him a major case of the glitches (probably a nervous tick or two as well) and he ended up on the therapists couch. As a consequence I sent all of the guests in the mood for some filthy android love packing from the park. Well until I can build a sex bot that can stand the horrid attention from these cashed up horn dogs.

Oh shit, this hasn't gone well. Run Delilah, RRRRRRRRuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Oh. Never mind. Nice reaction there AJ you cold murderous bastard.

- Now if there was only a sign somewhere that read 'If you have a bad experience with any of our robots, please inform management. Under no circumstances should you take matters into your own hands.'

Not that any of the drunk angry guests would read it anyway. But still..

So what to do with Wesley 'Bullet catcher' MK1? Well I gave him a self preservation upgrade in the hopes that he would last just that teensy bit longer.

It's not much of an upgrade...but hopefully it helps.

...and then he was killed in the process of attempting the next three jobs. Bloody hell, what am I to do with this defective machine? He doesn't seem to fit in anywhere!

But then...

I crossed a new level...

Built a house as part of Abernathy Farm...

And finally found Wesley a gig that just throw up a red warning when I chose him to interact in the park visitors.



All he had to do was dodge bullets for two hours from over enthusiastic guests...oh god, what have I done??