13 Things you didn't know about Drake

Reckon you know everything you need to know about Drake?

Even Drake would be amazed by these Drake facts. Word.

We beg to differ. With 13 amazing facts about Drake on hand to prove our point. Welcome to the school of Drake son, take a chair. Class is now in session.



INCREDIBLE FACTS ABOUT DRAKE

13. Drake is situated on the Bruxner highway in New South Wales Australia. Having a sneak peak on Google Maps, there really doesn't seem to be much there. (Source: Google maps)

This is Drake

12. Drakes have two claws and a bite attack. If you're a wizard, they make pretty good familiars (Source: D&D Wiki)

This is Drake

11. A Gilded Drake is apparently pretty rare. You still have to be careful if you plan on buying one though. (Source: Magic the gathering)

Gilded Drake

10. Drake gets people (and puts them in jobs given that they're a recruitment agency)

Drake gets people

9. Remember that godawful Superhero Movie? Drake played the main character. It was still an awful film though. (Source: IMDB)

Godawful Drake

8. The New York censors initially rejected "The Story of Temple Drake". In order to be suitable for exhibition there, every scene involving sex or violence had to be reduced to a minimum. (Source: IMDB)

Which one of you is Drake?

7. Last year the Drakes showbag was an amazing $4.99 and had an incredibly $30 value! Amazing! (Source: Drakes)

Top job Drakes!

6. Drake's block stripe ties look different but are still quite fashionable. (Source: Drakes)

Looking sharp Drake!

5. Drake is steeped in tradition and many people look forward to becoming a Bulldog yearly (Source: Drake)

Bulldrake

4. Drake makes light work of heavy loads (Source: Drake)

Light work

3. You can make an appointment online to sleep with Drake. And there's 19 rooms to choose from! (Source: Drake)

Drink, Drake, Drunk!

2. When you pay for Drake you have the option of hiring a Toyota (Source: Drakes)

Oh what a Drakeling!

And finally...


1. Drake is black and 'goes down smoothly with flavors of bittersweet chocolate an slight roast from Crystal and Chocolate malt.' (Source: Drakes)

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