Skip to main content

ALL STAFF EMAILS

ABOUT THIS WEEKEND'S GOLFING TRIP

Dear Investors,

We've had a little hiccup with the upcoming golf trip we need to make you aware of...

READ MORE

___________________________________________________________________________________

WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF A PISS ON A ROPE MATCH..


Dear wrestlers,

With out next main event we're going to need some new ideas here..

READ MORE

___________________________________________________________________________________

WHO KEEPS STEALING THE F##KING FORKS?



Dear employees,

Once again I have to ask where all the office forks seem to be going...

READ MORE

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The true meaning of Flo Rida's song 'Whistle'..

The whistle song? What's it about? Read on! Controversial I know but I'm about to reveal the true meaning behind the Whistle song by Flo Rida. Why? Because I'm getting the general feeling that people around me are really missing the true spirit of Mr Rida's epic masterpiece... We're getting right into the real Flo, yo. After all this time, it's still all about that wisal baby song!
117 comments
Read more

Please don't ignore this massage

It's been a while between scam emails - life has been life, work has been hectic, I've been grunting and sweating my way through my exercise sessions and so I've been putting responding to random idiots through my email on the back burner.  Until today when I was kindly asked not to 'ignore this massage.' I hope it's a hot stone one! Trust me, I NEVER ignore a massage. Better set the record straight then...
Post a Comment
Read more

The coach with the most! Ep 1 - There's a draft in here

Last week I got invited to play Herald Sun KFC Supercoach with some of the guys at work. Pick your team of AFL (Australian Football League or Aussie Rules for those playing at home) superstars and hope they do enough each week during the game (goals, points and running powers slams?) to rack up the points and make you king of the office space by the end of the season! I haven't played a version of this since they first brought it out in the newspaper (where you had to plug in the details of the players by hand!) and have not having the foggiest who in the AFL is half decent currently (aside from the entire Richmond line up), how could this go possibly wrong? Welcome to draft day baby!
Post a Comment
Read more