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ABOUT THIS WEEKEND'S GOLFING TRIP

Dear Investors,

We've had a little hiccup with the upcoming golf trip we need to make you aware of...

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WE'VE NEVER HEARD OF A PISS ON A ROPE MATCH..


Dear wrestlers,

With out next main event we're going to need some new ideas here..

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WHO KEEPS STEALING THE F##KING FORKS?



Dear employees,

Once again I have to ask where all the office forks seem to be going...

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