The adventures of Almigo

AL DENTED If you're one of those people who sideswipe or damage other people's cars and don't leave a note, I hope someone comes along and kicks you in the private parts as hard as possible without prior notification. Because its a horrible thing arriving at your car to find some clown has dented your pride and joy and sped off without leaving any details. From my radio show this morning, seems I'm not the only one fed up by these antics. A plague upon your houses! My car might look like a wreck (and it does) but if anyone's going to damage, it's going to be me.

Planning a fist fight with a celebrity this weekend? Before you tape up your fists, make sure you give this list a quick once over, just so you don't end up in traction for messing with the wrong one... Whammo!

Yes, I'm almost in the market for a newer car. But not even I could believe it when I walked through the door today proclaiming to one and all (namely the dog) that I had just bought Shane Warne's car. Yes, the Spin King. Not a possible plumber with the same name. What made it even more amazing than the fact that I was now the proud owner of the spin kings set of wheels was the price I paid for it. Less than the current price for a litre of unleaded at the bowser..

When I was growing up, anything with a BMW badge on it meant two things a) incredibly expensive and b) a status symbol of rich neighbors or uncles. It was a marque of the wealthy and if you drove one way back when, you probably worked in adverting or were a doctor. (Or quite a skilled car thief) More broom broom than zoom zoom Fast forward to 2012 and I'm suddenly finding a whole heap of bargain BMW in my typical haunts on car sales sites, the under 5K section. But how did the car of the rich and the privileged suddenly come down to within my reach? We investigate further..

So I'm renovating my shed at the moment. And when I say 'I'm' I really mean that Baz my father in law is doing a lot of the important stuff while I grab tools, try to make myself useful when holding things and try my hardest not to get in his way. So far so good. Yeah, she ain't pretty yet.. Except there's a few things we've found so far that really makes no sense whatsoever..

Not looking forward to sweeping back the sequined curtain and exploring the complex life that is Lara Bingo...er...Bingle in the upcoming Being Lara Bingle tv show on channel Ten? According to most social media, you're definitely not in the minority there... Welp! However before you throw your non-reality show loving TV through the nearest church window, relax and be thankful that I've created some alternatives! (Now it's just up to Channel 10 to buy the rights off me and I'll be a squiilionaire!) Check em out here!