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My followers on Twitter want me to lose the kilos..

I use Twitter for three things mainly: 1) To spy on workmates 2) To plug my wise words on this site 3) Pretend I'm professional. Real like a parking fine. What I have never used Twitter for: 1) Guides on how to lose weight 2) Weight loss guides 3) Somewhere to go when I want to FIND OUT MORE ABOUT LOSING WEIGHT. NOW. And yet for some strange reason, every second follower of mine has the following in common - an awful inspirational or poetic bio (stolen from somewhere else), a picture that's someone other than them and a recent post about losing weight. Or a retweet of someone else posting about losing weight. Twitter...are you trying to tell me my bum looks big here??