The adventures of Almigo

When there's plenty to talk about but not enough of each subject to dedicate an entire blog post to. It's Pizza time! What is this exactly?

Dear Facebook (and also Gumtree, you're also guilty of this one too), Please remove the 'Is it still available button' on anything and everything people could possibly think of selling through your marketplace .  No it's not broken, it's just the most annoying button in the world and it's time to go. 

So I decided it was high time to get rid of the old BBQ at the back of my house. But who'd have thought a free 6 burner BBQ giveaway could be so difficult?

Confession time - I love Facebook... ...for all the wrong reasons. But occasionally there is some good in the social media cesspit. And today we hardly had to wade through the swamps to find it!

So I was just surfing through Facebook marketplace this morning on the hunt for some Xbox One bargains (mine arrives very soon) and I came across an ad for a pair of lounges that really stands out...in a truly confusing way. Not this couch, I just put this up here in case you forgot what one looks like..

Busy week this one - my legs are stiffer than Scott Steiner in a Japanese wrestling ring, I met a burger that stopped me in my tracks and someone wants my name on Facebook for some reason... Feel the burn!

Isn't it nice to catch up with someone you haven't heard from in a while? So I said to him, 'Buy this shit now damnit!' Until they try to sell you something that is...

I’m not really sure who in the giant Facebook office on planet social media has the dubiously fun job of coming up with ‘Suggested posts’, but I think they must be on holidays at the moment. Either that or they’ve using the time honoured tradition of ‘throw everything at a dart board to see what we’re going to spam you with’ as their recent suggestions for me have completely missed the mark… How Facebook works out my interests..

This morning I woke up with a headache so impressive, it had actually gained enough power to be included in the next Federal election. My headache at work Now while deep down in my bruised cortex I know it's arrived from a combination of cold + flu + rough sleep + not enough healthy food, I'm still going to point the painful finger at a few headache inducing local buyers who are completely unaware of the crippling power they hold...

I've had an epiphany today - most of the status updates in my Facebook news feed are simply godawful and simply don't deserve their spot on my all important Facebook real estate. See? What a waste of time that was even copying and pasting that. God only knows why it's taken me only, I dunno, a billion years to figure this amazing piece of info but I'm all over it now. Therefore I have dubbed today Facebook Dump truck day, where all the rubbish statuses get a visit from myself, the invisible dump truck and the heavy handed hammering of the unsubscribe button. I feel that no only have I de-cluttered my social life, it also allows a lot more posts of turbos I'll never buy and genuinely funny updates to fill their space. And in my kindhearted ways, I've also come up with a guide on what kind of posts should land in the back of the truck, in case you feel the need to borrow the keys sometime to stop the idiots from taking over the Facebook asylum. All ab...

When unwrapping the gifts under the Xmas tree this year, rejoice if you score any of the following: Socks Jocks Lottery tickets Sand Coal Nothing Huzah! Because it means that even though the gift giver has put as much thought into Christmas as their last trip to the toilet, it's still light years ahead of the duller than dull dishwater gift I saw yesterday for sale at a Supermarket near you...it is....wait for it....