The adventures of Almigo

This kid is cooler than all of us. Bits N Pizzas: When there's not enough ranting and rambling for one with the lot but plenty of individual slices...

The bank just called, apparently my new card is here waiting for pick up at my local branch. Which would be great...if I'd ordered a new card. Or if my old one had expired.  Neither has happened.. You little bastard... So which one of you cyber criminals went through my trash this week, pretending to be me?