The adventures of Almigo

I liken them to those completely over the top ads on blogs like this one explaining that somehow you're the one millionth winner and there's a prize if you click here blah blah blah (and apologies if I've suddenly generated one of those ads now just by typing that sentence.) I'm talking about those pop up shops in shopping centers that try to grab your attention to buy something you don't need, support a charity you've never heard of or buy a raffle ticket to win even more gear you never really wanted. And here I was thinking I'd be safe strolling through the local park...