The adventures of Almigo

 Dear AWF Team, Our huge yearly event Capital Carnage Catastrophe is just a couple of weeks away and we're still looking for ideas for three of the matches, namely: -The opening bout -The tag team title match -The World Heavyweight Championship match. Hit me up with ideas (pop them in the suggestion box outside of my office), I'm keen to see what you come up with! -Almigo, CEO of Almigo Wrestling Federation.

Well howdee folks and welcome to our sneak preview of BWF Sunday Slaughter Slam School happening this Sunday at the back of Bob's Oil Change and Chicken Shack Emporium! I'm Adam Action the Swashbuckling Announcer and yes sir the 250 strong crowd is going to get more lit than something on fire with all the INTENSE ACTION from all our competitors this Sunday! We've got ten matches hotter than the charcoal Bob uses to roast his succulent chickens and heat up the engine oil to make it flow out quicker, so without any further ado let's take a look at the line up. Are you ready? I said...ARE YOU READY? Oh you are? Okay, let's take a look!

When you last left us we'd just taken over WCW, stole Nash's beer fridge and started a stable of wrestling...pirates. This week we focus on where the money drain is coming from, celebrate international cuisine, create a far cheaper killer heel and hopefully turn at least a buck by the end of it..

...well through Extreme Warfare Revenge software that is (you can read up on my previous attempts to run WWE through here .) After my first foray into booking a wrestling federation I figured that I could turn my attention to the now defunct World Championship Wrestling and maybe..eh...turn a profit for once? Stop it going down the drain and have WWE ultimately take over? Cut the wheat from the chaff? Provide an exciting main event for once? (Okay lets stop getting ahead of myself here..). Wish me luck!

Busy week this one - my legs are stiffer than Scott Steiner in a Japanese wrestling ring, I met a burger that stopped me in my tracks and someone wants my name on Facebook for some reason... Feel the burn!

Occasionally when I'm in a tired mood after a busy day of driving my rotor closer to the grave and praising the virtues of Flo Rida's song about Netball, I like to relax in a sink in couch in front of a big screen TV and switch my brain off. I do this with one of my guilty pleasure past times: watching some wrestling. Lets get ready to rumble! And I love every grunt, groan, cheap shot and powerslam along the way.