The adventures of Almigo

So I'm selling my car at the moment and it's been a long process of strange questions, low ball offers and people who just can't read ads to save themselves. And while it's up on Facebook, I've been loathe to put it on Gumtree for the sake of scammers and shitkickers. However today I finally did put up an ad for it there... ...only to have an idiot scammer immediately contact me, literally seconds after it appeared. So while I wait for genuine offers, I figured I'd mess with this moron in the meantime..

So looking back on my old emails (and wondering about strange addresses I once sent myself) it turns out that I have met a lot of eligible single ladies in my time! Yes they may be are all scam artists from Nigeria and were/are mostly men pretending to be female but these lovely ladies all have mythical millions of dollars (and love, but mostly made up millions) to share and are looking to fleece you of every cent you ever owned  for their Romeo.  There's more than a fair chance that every photo like this is stolen too. Or Juliet, lets be honest they don't really care that much. So without any further ado, let's meet a few of our risky free princesses shall we?

I've been annoying quite a lot of people recently. And let's be honest, sometimes it's the highlight of my day...

If you've just joined us, I'm having fun wasting the time of a nasty internet scammer. Unfortunately my last attempt misfired: It turns out she was a little smarter than I gave her credit for.  So what's a blogger to do? Reopen up another old email account and pretend to be someone else! Exactly what she's doing really. This time I'm taking a leaf out of Sasha Baron Cohen's book and lining up a simple man from Vladevostok with a love of potatoes and an interesting grasp on English. What could possibly go wrong this time?

Help a random email scammer move millions (or take some of my hard earned?) I'd rather slam my junk in a door. Actually there's an idea... Either one of these doors are fine.

It's been a while between scam emails - life has been life, work has been hectic, I've been grunting and sweating my way through my exercise sessions and so I've been putting responding to random idiots through my email on the back burner.  Until today when I was kindly asked not to 'ignore this massage.' I hope it's a hot stone one! Trust me, I NEVER ignore a massage. Better set the record straight then...

Having a bad day? Some ass clown stole your car parking spot? Dropped your iPhone again? The boss is riding you at work and not in a fun 'dear Penthouse' type of way? Hey I hear you. Which is why I created my (patent pending) Almigo Trusted 5 Min Email Stress relief. It's quick, easy to setup and best part is that it's free . Yeah my stress relief won't cost you a cent (unless you want to throw me some money or buy my book or something, up to you) Don't hurl your ancient crt monitor through the Autumn leaves, we can help! So before your next work request gives you the urge to pick up an office chair and hurl it at the sales team, take a deep breath and let's de-stress together shall we?