The adventures of Almigo

The book is $5, the conversation you never asked for nor never ends is free...

It's not very often I'd wish Gordon Ramsey on an eatery but today was that day. And I didn't want him to just stroll in tieing up his chef whites and throw out a few suggestions, no I felt in this case he needed to parachute in and stage a coup, confiscating the salt before anyone else got hurt.

I've read in a few books now that the universe loves me. Today however it seems to have had a change of heart, finding creative ways to make me late for a few things.. 

 Another day, another case of mistaken identity. Let's add it to the list shall we?

It's been a random few weeks recently. Grab yourself an imported brew and let me tell you about it. Ready for this?