The adventures of Almigo

I saw him slithering through the car park long before he noticed me, his demented smile at everything that moved as he sniffed out a possible sale, a death grip on his can of car cleaning goop like he was Indiana Jones and he'd just come into possession of the Holy Grail. Brace yourself, here comes my opening line! 'I must remember to avoid this goon' I thought to myself as I walked into the supermarket to grab some stuff for lunch. Of course by the time I'd venture out he'd re positioned himself and sprung to attack as soon as walked back to the wagon...