The adventures of Almigo

Sigh, I don't know why I bother some times.  I've been communicating with a scammer (well more wasting their time as it's something I thoroughly enjoy doing as you'll undoubtedly read many times in this blog) and to really spice up the supposed relationship we were having, my character sent through some of his best written erotica, created from his time selling furniture.   I know, sounds hot right? But now the scammer has disappeared and even worse, didn't comment on the saucy prose once! What's a lonely fake furniture shop owner to do now?

So looking back on my old emails (and wondering about strange addresses I once sent myself) it turns out that I have met a lot of eligible single ladies in my time! Yes they may be are all scam artists from Nigeria and were/are mostly men pretending to be female but these lovely ladies all have mythical millions of dollars (and love, but mostly made up millions) to share and are looking to fleece you of every cent you ever owned  for their Romeo.  There's more than a fair chance that every photo like this is stolen too. Or Juliet, lets be honest they don't really care that much. So without any further ado, let's meet a few of our risky free princesses shall we?

I've been annoying quite a lot of people recently. And let's be honest, sometimes it's the highlight of my day...

If you've just joined us, I'm having fun wasting the time of a nasty internet scammer. Unfortunately my last attempt misfired: It turns out she was a little smarter than I gave her credit for.  So what's a blogger to do? Reopen up another old email account and pretend to be someone else! Exactly what she's doing really. This time I'm taking a leaf out of Sasha Baron Cohen's book and lining up a simple man from Vladevostok with a love of potatoes and an interesting grasp on English. What could possibly go wrong this time?

Help a random email scammer move millions (or take some of my hard earned?) I'd rather slam my junk in a door. Actually there's an idea... Either one of these doors are fine.

It's been a while between scam emails - life has been life, work has been hectic, I've been grunting and sweating my way through my exercise sessions and so I've been putting responding to random idiots through my email on the back burner.  Until today when I was kindly asked not to 'ignore this massage.' I hope it's a hot stone one! Trust me, I NEVER ignore a massage. Better set the record straight then...

I've joked around on this blog in past about messing with idiot scammers attempting to fleece me for my hard earned but today I learnt that it's still happening. Worse though is the fact that people are still falling for it, handing over wads of cash in the hope of becoming rich or finding love with no idea what's really going on...

A long long time ago I used to reply to those annoying 419 Scam emails that would choke up my Gmail where supposed princes of Nigeria would offer to share their millions of dollars with me provided I...er...well I never actually read how I was supposed to help. Instead I just made them jump through hoop after email hoop for my own amusement and their endless frustration - great fun. You will regret emailing me.. Well once again I had an offer where some made up temple could make my dreams come true with spells aplenty...and the opportunity to cause a little grief was just too good to resist....