The adventures of Almigo

Confused by the Beibs constant demands for someone unnamed to go and 'love themselves' and not sure what it means? Stress not denizen of the internet, for the answer lies right here! Oh my god, Almigo figured it out??

A few days ago it seemed the whole world was going absolutely gaga over some Thermomix thing. And I have absolutely no idea why... Thermowhat?

And here I was thinking that I'd done the world a massive favour by revealing what Flo Rida's song Whistle was really about (hint, if you don't know, it's all explained on this very site right here ). But it seems I celebrated my helpful ways a little too early as a quick check on Google reveals that I really do have my work cut out for me - there's a whole heap of songs out there that people are still confused by.  And so in the spirit of awesomeness, once again I have donned my cap of explaination to prove the answers to your crippling song meaning questions...