The adventures of Almigo

It's not very often I'd wish Gordon Ramsey on an eatery but today was that day. And I didn't want him to just stroll in tieing up his chef whites and throw out a few suggestions, no I felt in this case he needed to parachute in and stage a coup, confiscating the salt before anyone else got hurt.

Hullo good friend, celebrity chef Cooket Gud doing of the post today! I want to take you to tasty culinaring adventures of downtown Vladasputa! We check out some of best restaurant and explore signature dish! You have eating belt ready? Let us depart!

Last night I had a truly amazing meal on the Gold Coast Waterfront at a delicious seafood eatery. The beer was crisp, the garlic prawns to the die for, the steak looked a little different to what I was used to but was still tasty and dessert was decidedly decadent. Excuse me, what is this? My only niggle? Given that I don't spend much time doing super fine dining (last night's effort was because I won a voucher, this blog really hasn't generated enough revenue to purchase some small fries so far) I struggled to understand roughly some of what was going on...

Welp, something major has happened in this house and I'm becoming a changed man. I'll probably look like this soon! I've just stepped off the good ship SS Carbs to dry land and it feels...ah...perfectly normal really.

My scales sent me an email today. I knew I shouldn't have named it Skynet...