The adventures of Almigo

Just like Snoop Dogg back in the day, there's nary a new song released on radio anymore where Pitbull doesn't announces his appearance and then proceeds to rap about women he slept with and clocking up frequent flyer points. Whether you invited him to in the first place or not. Here I am! But if you think that this is the extent of his focus, prepare to be amazed. After I've exhaustingly rummaged through as many Pitbull songs or songs featuring Mr Bull himself as my frontal lobes could handle, I've discovered that there's quite a lot of strange things that are referenced up in a few Pitbull songs you might not be aware of. And if he ever runs out of things to rhyme about, I've come up with a few more. No need to thank me Mr Worldwide. Read on:

Occasionally when I'm in a tired mood after a busy day of driving my rotor closer to the grave and praising the virtues of Flo Rida's song about Netball, I like to relax in a sink in couch in front of a big screen TV and switch my brain off. I do this with one of my guilty pleasure past times: watching some wrestling. Lets get ready to rumble! And I love every grunt, groan, cheap shot and powerslam along the way. 

Here's how my days have been rolling along recently: 5am get up 6am - 10am Talk crap on radio 10am-2pm Fill out all the paperwork and complaint forms 2pm onwards Go home, sit down and be innundated with ads about funeral insurance. Can I get it on finance? Okay, I know I'm going to die someday...but do you really have to point it out to me constantly?

So I've been surfing a lot recently in a vain attempt to pimp this page, find things to write about and avoid paying bills in that order. And I've discovered that pressing the Next Blog>> button here at Blogger is like fishing in a sewerage farm - you might be lucky enough to stumble across a gold watch but it's more likely you'll fish out some crap. From the boring to the horribly uncompleted, it's like walking through a wrecking yard disguised as a car yard and wondering why most of the cars don't have steering wheels. Or doors. There's so many blogs I've seen that only have a few posts and then stopped years ago because no one bothered to show up. The majority of blogs So how do you get readers to your blog and even better, how do you keep them coming back from more? Here's a few helpful tips that have helped me build up some impressive numbers (by my standards) in a relatively short time. Read them at your attention seeking peril!