The adventures of Almigo

In no particular order I love the occasional small punt (aka wager), bargain and food. So when rummaging around some garage sales recently and stumbling across a dusty bread maker with a measly $5 price tag on it, you could just imagine how happy I was to tick all of that like a ready to go Trifecta... Sadly the original pic seems to have been lost to the sands of internet time but it looked roughly like this one.

When unwrapping the gifts under the Xmas tree this year, rejoice if you score any of the following: Socks Jocks Lottery tickets Sand Coal Nothing Huzah! Because it means that even though the gift giver has put as much thought into Christmas as their last trip to the toilet, it's still light years ahead of the duller than dull dishwater gift I saw yesterday for sale at a Supermarket near you...it is....wait for it....

Behold - today in an incredible display of humanitarianism, I am sharing my guide to picking a Melbourne Cup Winner! With this in depth guide and with the Almigo patented process of elimination, we're going to find a Melbourne Cup Winner!* They're bowled over with my predictions! *Results may vary and will probably not include an actual winner. You have been warned.