I've had an epiphany today - most of the status updates in my Facebook news feed are simply godawful and simply don't deserve their spot on my all important Facebook real estate. See? What a waste of time that was even copying and pasting that. God only knows why it's taken me only, I dunno, a billion years to figure this amazing piece of info but I'm all over it now. Therefore I have dubbed today Facebook Dump truck day, where all the rubbish statuses get a visit from myself, the invisible dump truck and the heavy handed hammering of the unsubscribe button. I feel that no only have I de-cluttered my social life, it also allows a lot more posts of turbos I'll never buy and genuinely funny updates to fill their space. And in my kindhearted ways, I've also come up with a guide on what kind of posts should land in the back of the truck, in case you feel the need to borrow the keys sometime to stop the idiots from taking over the Facebook asylum. All ab...