The adventures of Almigo

After the thumping success of the Ultimate One Direction quiz , we're back today with ten amazing questions to truly work out if you are the Ultimate 5SOS fan on the planet. Do you know your Youngblood's from your er...Young Muds? Exactly how well do you know Luke, Calum, Ashton, Michael and Endicott? Endicott obviously took the photo this time around. Let's find out!

So I was looking for some inspirational music to get inspired and fling around half a tonne in the backyard like it was no tough task. What I happily tripped over instead was a classy looking gangster, his pet dancing zombie and a bunch of coconuts. God I love Youtube sometimes.

I saw him slithering through the car park long before he noticed me, his demented smile at everything that moved as he sniffed out a possible sale, a death grip on his can of car cleaning goop like he was Indiana Jones and he'd just come into possession of the Holy Grail. Brace yourself, here comes my opening line! 'I must remember to avoid this goon' I thought to myself as I walked into the supermarket to grab some stuff for lunch. Of course by the time I'd venture out he'd re positioned himself and sprung to attack as soon as walked back to the wagon...

What goes around comes around hey? Six years ago I made the bold prediction that I would never end up as a contestant on reality TV show The Block . And magically six years later, I am still yet to get a formal invitation to demolish some walls and make a palace out of a molehill. For all involved, this is the safest of safe decisions a production team could ever make. I'm good at bathrooms but! However I am proud to admit that this time around in the 2018 Gatwick Hotel edition of the show, I actually do have (albeit a pretty small one) a connection to one of the contestants! One of the Blockheads and I used to get up stupidly early to do a breakfast show....and that person just happens to be...