The adventures of Almigo

It's amazing what you can find at the local markets when a) You get up early enough and b) you don't have the kids in tow telling you how bored they are and how much they want to play mini golf instead of trawl the stalls. Today I came across a bookstore closing down where everything was just $1 and burried deep in the sports section was a blast from my Role Playing Game past..

Confession time - I love Facebook... ...for all the wrong reasons. But occasionally there is some good in the social media cesspit. And today we hardly had to wade through the swamps to find it!

Dear brand new neighborhood, Rest assured that we are not a dodgy bunch of con people like the previous residents... Kind regards -Us

The timing is absolutely spot on - a couple of weeks before my son starts at school for 2019 and my daughter kicks off a big year experiencing the wonderful world of Kindergarten and our landlord (through the real estate agent) expresses a desire to end our tenancy. Yippee.. So we've got a little month and a half to find a new place, pack up our box and dice and shift operations. Which means plenty of time trawling the local real estate listings for a place to stay... Not this one though.. ...including plenty who don't believe in the wonderful world of photography for some reason..

A strange email appeared in my spam inbox recently, asking for a quote on 10 heart defibrillators. Because as the world knows, radio announcers just hoard heart defibrillators and love selling them in their spare time... Check out this red hot heart defibrillator bargain! Since they took the time to drop me a line I felt it was only fair to respond back...via one of my junk email addresses to really keep them guessing. It turns out I've either copped a scammer who can read or a complete idiot. Let's find out which!

When we last caught up with our rag tag crew, they'd just be shot into space, survived many hands of five card stud (without an actual full deck) and met a digitized pirate - who turned out to be the base Artificial Intelligence welcoming them to their new home for the next five years. Now that the front doors unlocked, what awaits our intrepid (and hopefully brave) crew inside?..

In the last episode we meet the poor unfortunates who have now been thrown together to form the brand new Space D.I.R.T. Their mission...unclear. (Although it's obviously going to be something pretty awful. Their future location...unknown. (Although they're travelling there as you read this.) Can this group of unknowns work well together...for the next five years without killing each other??