The adventures of Almigo

Quick quiz - what's been around longer than the internet and today has a top speed of roughly half a kilometer an hour? I do! And it's all this blokes fault... Today is a good day to hurt!

I have made quite the scientific discoveries this week: 1. Zucchini sprouts when looked after can be tougher than $2 steak 2. I know this because I have a two year old who is hell bent on their imminent destruction. This is he.

Wouldn't you know it? I finally got my brake light problem sorted (the problem was dodgy wiring giving the occasional brake light bulb the month off) and suddenly my drivers side lock decided that moving two ways was one way too many and immediately cut it's workload in half. The problem lies in here. Probably. And of course in my backyard mechanical ways, I've discovered that even popping the errant lock out for a bit of a butchers is more an exercise reserved for tiny contortionists with incredible dexterity more than my good self...

Today I've installed an extra seat in my homemade Tardis (making it a total of two) so that I can take you back, well back, to a time when music came from Megastores and a time when it'd take you three and a half frustrating hours of waiting by your phone line to see a half a breast on the internet. The year was nineteen ninety something (4) and we're going back to answer the question that's probably only ever been posed by very select members of my family and the man in question himself... Whatever bubbles, bubbles up? ...what exactly happened to Lucas?