The adventures of Almigo

When we last caught up with our rag tag crew, they'd just be shot into space, survived many hands of five card stud (without an actual full deck) and met a digitized pirate - who turned out to be the base Artificial Intelligence welcoming them to their new home for the next five years. Now that the front doors unlocked, what awaits our intrepid (and hopefully brave) crew inside?..

In the last episode we meet the poor unfortunates who have now been thrown together to form the brand new Space D.I.R.T. Their mission...unclear. (Although it's obviously going to be something pretty awful. Their future location...unknown. (Although they're travelling there as you read this.) Can this group of unknowns work well together...for the next five years without killing each other??

It's amazing what you can do when you find you have time on your hands. Like this morning when I waited in my doctor's waiting room for over an hour to find out why the right side of my brain was on fire (it's okay, it doesn't seem terminal). Rather than annoy people on social media, I whipped out the phone and started writing a play. Yes a play/script/performance/thing.  The last one I wrote was back in...uh...1995 and unfortunately there was only ever one copy of ATTACK OF THE CHAINSAW BEAST FROM THE SWAMP SHORES OF HELL ever made and I'll be damned if I remember who has it currently. So forgive me if I'm a little rusty here but I am proud to present episode one of... Strap yourself in, we go dirty in three, two, one..