Hullo good friend, celebrity chef Cooket Gud doing of the post today! I want to take you to tasty culinaring adventures of downtown Vladasputa! We check out some of best restaurant and explore signature dish! You have eating belt ready? Let us depart!
Where should I eat when visit Vladasputa?
CRAZY IGORS SHACK OF CRISP CHICKEN
First stop is at Igors where if chicken not crisper than Vladasputan winter, you can legally throw back at staff! Igor been keeping busy exploring legendary mix of three secret spices (word is one is salt) and is very stomach filling after being in line for six hour to get in.
Best option for hungry diners is massive Igor Special Combo - you get burger, bowl of nut and Igor himself come out and tell you of hard times during the war and why he missing three finger! I have heard story many time but still worth it!
SEAFOOD SHACKALACK
Do not let name fool you, there is no seafood at Shackalack since restaurant boat get chop up for firewood. But now team grill everything over hot coal for smoky flavor, even salad and ice cream! Yes lettuce is now limp but full of zing!
Head Chef Sukan Chopinksi pride herself on making your next experience one you never forget and have on occasion fired bullets into roof to keep everyone on toes! Surprising!
Don't forget to try succulent smoked warthog - save me one hoof!
INTERNATIONAL TRACTOR REPAIR
Wait, repair business is restaurant? Only on Friday's! After doors close for tractor people, Luki and team bring out bbq and proceed to creating all you can eat feast for hungry patron! Devine!
Is very popular so you will have to line up with feed bucket but chance to chat to fellow Vladesputan and compare potato harvest be priceless. Best time to go be one hour to close time, that when they fill bucket with random surprise. Last time I go I got steak! (I think was rat) Nicely seasoned Luki!
DOWNTOWN DANCING GIRL EMPORIUM AND WINGS
Yes world famous place where girls are pretty and wings are chewy! Personally I not like how loud music gets (especially when Yuri Dingding Sexy Sounds Orchestra take stage) or how waitress make you buy four vodka before take order but once you get wings - all forgiven! Most time wing is from bat, lightly salted but once a month on exotic night the bring in quality sparrow!
Like song from John Elton - Saturday night good for fighting, bring a bag to collect free teeth all over floor!
HELL YES SANDWHICH
How I made list of good place to eat with not including Vladasputan first fast food building? Come try one of the six ingredients on offer to put in bread or leave it up to team to surprise you. (I quite partial to tomato and the cheese). If thirsty you can quench self with choice of one beer on tap or 312 home brews from still out back.
Don't forget, kids get discount if they tell owner to go to hell so get to practice little one!
And finally..
GENERAL YAKA'S
Sadly Yaka's currently closed due to the General in jail for war crimes but as soon as he get day release, he promise to be back at hotplate to cook his legend spicy mung bean and carrot cake flavor soup. I know fans of Yaka can not wait for glorious day!
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