The adventures of Almigo

Now I don't want to alarm you or the rest of the world....but last week I managed to resurrect a dead mower. Please keep this to yourself as the last thing I need is hordes of people on my doorstep, begging for me to lay my hands on their mowers...

I read last week that The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson aka The former most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment aka Do You Smell What I'm Cooking Now) is set to be part of one of the latest video game and Hollywood smash ups: Rampage. Do these monsters smell what he's cooking? And when he's finished ridding the world of George, Lizzie and Ralph - we've come up with a few more video game inspired films he might like to raise the People's Eyebrow at..

Over the last couple of days I've been reading the story of the Australian private school student who managed to convince not only fellow students of his own school but other private schools, to invest in his venture involving watch manufacturing, with the promise of big returns. You look like you know what you're doing... You'd commend his business approach if you didn't read that one student reportedly lost $150,000 and quite a few others are out of pocket from this backfiring plan...

In the aim of inching myself one step closer to not only another Nobel Peace Prize but also the title of Nicest bloke in the Galaxy, I've invested in some Peer to Peer lending. No no, you're welcome.  So the next time you jump into your Ferrari 599 GTB and turn the key, please make sure you utter a quick prayer of thanks to yours truly. Because without me, you'd probably be driving a Corvette or something cheaper instead..

I read last week that the latest season of the TV show Revenge will be it's last. Okay, you've had your fun... While I'm probably in the minority here, I for one am glad it's Revenging no more...

You now how it's useful to have a backup mobile/cell phone in case the main one you use goes belly up?  Well my main one went belly up this morning...and I'll be damned if I know where any of my spares have gone.,

It's not every day you get invited to a bbq with a fire fighter and a German ex death metal bassist. Even better,  it was the unveiling of a brand new smoker in a bbq of truely epic proportions and a truly memorable way to spend Easter Saturday. Feed. Me. MORE! This is how I like to spend my public holidays..