Today I've found out that: A 16 year old Helmeted Honey-Eater has defied all odds by living three times longer than the average male and is now the oldest wild bird of this species on record...
Which of course is amazing news for ornithologists and fans of the Helmeted Honeyeater (and undoubtedly the helmeted one themselves) but not so exciting for a radio announcer with an interest in cars, beer, video games and random shenanigans.
Like a porn star. Wearing a helmet all the time.
In a world of Bob Terminators, Randy Spears and Ron Jeremy's, it's about high time that a male performer in porn had a so over the top name, you couldn't help but grin when you saw he was billed in the latest skin flick.
The Helmeted Honeyeater is that man.
Ladies beware, the Helmeted Honeyeater is here to fix your
|I have the right tool for the job!|
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