The adventures of Almigo

Well that sad day finally came, when my ex-millionares lawnmower finally bit the dirt and not in a spinning blades chop down the surrounding jungle kind of way. I could have taken it to the local tip or maybe left it outside on the lawn for anyone to help themselves too....but foolishly I tried to make some money from it through Gumtree and that's where the fun began.. Rust in pieces

So there's been a few long nights in front of a blinking computer screen, a couple of those with a cheeky glass or two of red (scratch that, more a few nights like this as I enjoy my red tremendously when banging fist to keyboard) and even a couple of nights over the last six months where I'd been staring at the screen for so long that the thing was playing out in my head when I was desperately trying to sleep... ...but it was worth it in the end as my 1st Horror novel is done, dusted and now up for sale! (2019 Edit: Look I may have had one too many scotches here, but I've lowered the price. You better grab it soon before it sells ridiculous amounts and I bump up the price again to take advantage of my new found author fame..)  This creepy thing is very happy! Now where did I put that other bottle of red..