The adventures of Almigo

 Well it is when it comes to fixing jammed up whipper snippers...

 Turns out that roosters have hidden powers, who knew?

Sigh, all I wanted to do was buy a second hand airbrush. Instead I end up trapped in a lengthy conversation with a former film producer who swears there were more back-ups to the hit Rom-Com four weddings and a funeral than the public was aware of.. Seriously, this is last time I buy something through Facey Classified again..

Look, it's not you, it's m- Oh who are we kidding here? It's you. Specifically the time you take just to install games when I'm at a loose end one night and itching to try something from my collection.

 It was this one too.

Well it's taken a solid month in and out of the work studio - lots of printing (causing a sizeable dent in the workplace toner supply - sorry), editing, uploading and praying that in the end my humble work rig could bolt it all together safely. Which it didn't to be honest. Something something moons out of alignment, something something druid sacrifice. But after some creative swearing and swift kicking, version two was produced and worked even better than the first. Now there's two ways to sink your ears into my first ever published book FOR FREE!

Look I play a lot of PC and Xbox based Role Playing Games and in them I fully expect to hack and slash my way through many a spider infested tunnel. It's almost a given really especially in the early stages of games like these, stomp the scuttling critters long enough to bulk up on experience and grow stronger as a character as a result.  Spider infested bridges on the way to work in reality? Well that's a new one...