Touch the what now?

 Turns out that roosters have hidden powers, who knew?

Well according to something I saw on Facebook this morning. Namely: 

Name of family member using the power of mystic rooster removed 

Yes apparently, if you touch a rooster he should be reveal the burden you carry, potentially saving you hundreds if not thousands in therapists bills. Someone in my extended family did this recently and wowee did the wise rooster have plenty to share!

How have we gone this long before realizing that roosters of all birds are so in tune with the human psyche that they can detect the cold knife to the heart that is betrayal! Or maybe chook farmers already knew this but kept the secret to themselves..

Alright then birds, tell me if I'm carrying around a boatload of baggage!

Well the secrets out now isn't it thanks to the work of BAM (Bam Magera? Not sure.) But now if we want to revisit the darker parts of our history, all we have to do is find the nearest rooster, touch it (nobody has specified where exactly unless they mean anywhere) and it'll cluck out some of your dusky past ready to broadcast all over social media. 

However if you don't have a rooster handy to do this (my lovely in laws in Lavington have some chooks but I don't think they've added a rooster just yet) can a normal chook give you a vague idea of hurt? 

What about something from Red Rooster, with Rooster in the name would that work?

Tell me oh crispy one, will I ever get over the pain of 2020?

And are rooster sales going to go through the roof of the henhouse now that I've revealed their amazing abilities? Cluck once for yes and twice for no..