It was in a toy store who's location are now lost to the winds of
time. There were two kids who were at the age where the coolest thing around
were the Ninja Turtles and thoughts of mortgages, repayments, hot women
and fast cars wouldn't be thought of for many years to come. In a time
way before the internet (1990 evidently), it was the newest, sexiest toy
ever - the unknown entity that was black and sleek, almost dangerous
looking with more buttons than we knew how to handle. It was the next
step in evolution that took what we knew for granted and flushed right
down the can and then whizzed on it once again for good measure.
A black Lamborghini Contach?
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Nay! But I'd still like one. |
Maybe the Ferrari Testarossa of its time?
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No. But I had a poster of this on my wall. Also it's red, not black. |
So what was it?
It was
the Big Brother to our humble Alex Kidd playing Sega Master System. The
horrendously priced ($400 originally when we saw it) yet so desirable
superior Sega flagship. 16 bits of pure gaming awesomeness that was so
ahead of it's time, we thought it had taken a trip back in time to
impress those of us in the dark ages.
I would've flogged my brother off for one if I had the chance (not so much now, he's awesome).
They called it the Genesis in the states. It was called the Sega Megadrive here.
And it was glorious.
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Angels wept. Mothers milk. Desirable description! |
We stood enthralled for at least an hour as the demo for Altered Beast
played over and over again. Like the first time you discovered the
internet was drowning in porn, we were completely gobsmacked. Remember
that for an 8 and 10 year old who were used to 8 bit gaming that looks
pre-school nowadays by comparison, this was like looking at the Holy
Grail of gaming. We wanted to press start, mash those buttons, save the
princess, punch the zombies, grab the power ups and be the coolest kids
on a system we'd never heard of.
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The original walking dead. |
We wanted one. Desperately.
But
no parent in their right mind were ludicrous enough to shell out 400
large for a gaming box that was yet to take the world by storm. So we
watched and waited and looked on as the Sega Mega Drive and Super
Nintendo climbed into the ring to slug it out to find out who was king
in the console wars that slowly followed. The Mega Drive had Sonic, the
Nintendo brought forward everyone's favorite Italian plumber Mario to
bare. It was battle lines drawn and arguments in gaming magazines and
across playgrounds over which should be crowned as champion.
We
still wanted but in the meantime we were satisfied with Golfamania,
Rampart, California Games, Rampage and Gran Manaco on our blob of grey
plastic that was the Master System 2 (The Datsun 120Y of it's day).
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One side Webber! |
But time passed, the two awestruck boys grew up to become
gentlemener...older and the Sega Mega Drive became a fond afterthought of gaming
goodness. I bought a Playstation one, then a pc, then a Playstation two
and an Xbox 360. My brother walked the path of the Mac (and the 360 and
the Wii). Our gaming journey continued on without a short side trip to
Megadrive Mall.
Until now...
Until
recently when I decided that it was high time I spent not much at all
and find out what I was missing. Bring on the retro memory flood, I have
a ship ready.
In
a fit of 'Hey I have a spare $20' and half a tank of fuel, I decided to
source an original Megadrive and game (hopefully Altered Beast) and
take myself back to the time when I thought women were actually aliens
in disguise.
Yeah - great in theory. Trouble is, they don't exist. Anywhere. The Megadrive is no more.
I
trawled the second hand stores, the Salvos, Cash Converters and even
the recycling centre (aka the tip) but not even a controller was found.
Questions were answered with blank looks, posts on local forums remain
unanswered. The fuel dwindled, the options dissipated.
(Now
before someone who works at K-Mart chimes in - I know there is the
latest release Megadrive gaming box with 15 games built in now for sale
for about 60 bucks with different controllers for nostalgics, but it's
missing the point. It's like buying a 2000 series VW Beatle and trying
to point out how it matches an original from the 50's and 60's in both
class and history.)
The
$400 gaming monster of it's day is no more. Wherever they may be,
they're not around here. Ebay has only a few but some of the prices are
more hopeful than people wanting Pippa Middleton to join the adult fan
industry (maybe they payed full price way back when?).
And I'm not spending a
fortune on something I might only play once in a night of beer fueled
gaming history.
It
was a force to be reckoned with back in the day and you couldn't help
but walk into Casho's and trip over the bloody things, they were
plentiful. Now tumbleweeds roll past you on your search. Somewhere in
the dessert are a whole pile of them, sitting there, unused (right next to all the Atari ET Cartridges). The game
buttons unmashed, the beast unaltered, the Alex no longer a Kidd.
One game game playing fingers, one day...
Edit: I just had a look at prices. Oh dear...
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