As a car owner of nothing past the year 1994, these are thoughts I have often. Can you relate to any yourself?
1. Why is the cheap part that I really need to finish off my project always on the other side of the country? (And by the time I factor in freight, it won't be much of a bargain anymore..)
2. Why is it when I buy a car, I always find a better and cheaper version a couple of weeks later?
3. Oh god, what the hell is that noise?
4. Hey...where is that smoke coming from?
5. Well I haven't seen that warning light before...
6. Please don't pull me over for a random car inspection, pleeeease don't pull me over for a random car inspection...
7. Seriously that noise is back again, where exactly is it coming from? And does it sound a little louder this time?
8. Oh that's not going to be a cheap repair..
9. The only way I'll get any of the money back on this thing is by parting it out...
10. Okay so it is a little louder. But it's still working so I'll leave it for a bit..
10 RANDOM THOUGHTS OF AN OLD CAR OWNER
1. Why is the cheap part that I really need to finish off my project always on the other side of the country? (And by the time I factor in freight, it won't be much of a bargain anymore..)
2. Why is it when I buy a car, I always find a better and cheaper version a couple of weeks later?
3. Oh god, what the hell is that noise?
4. Hey...where is that smoke coming from?
5. Well I haven't seen that warning light before...
6. Please don't pull me over for a random car inspection, pleeeease don't pull me over for a random car inspection...
7. Seriously that noise is back again, where exactly is it coming from? And does it sound a little louder this time?
8. Oh that's not going to be a cheap repair..
9. The only way I'll get any of the money back on this thing is by parting it out...
10. Okay so it is a little louder. But it's still working so I'll leave it for a bit..
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