I've spent the last couple of afternoons working up a sweat in the overgrown jungle I like to call my backyard. Therefore I feel almost overqualified to answer all of your gardening related questions. Let's see what people have been wondering!
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| Where I learnt my craft. |
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| Problems with weed. |
Dear Almigo,
I have lots of weeds. They're everywhere. Any more weed and I'll have the boys and girls in blue round at my place asking some incredibly probing questions. How do I get rid of all of these weeds?
-Wendy Wellweed
Dear Wendy,
In this instance I highly recommend weedkiller.
-Almigo
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| Problems with Mrs Miggens |
Dear Almigo,
How do I keep bugs off my prize winning tomatoes? If my tomatoes come second place to Mrs Miggens in the Royal Ascot Tomato Fury Supreme Fruit Off 2015 I'll go beserk!
-Frank
Dear Frank,
Quite a predicament! Have you tried some weedkiller?
-Almigo
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| Problems with vision |
Dear Almigo,
My Rhodesias aren't as bright as I'd like. Any suggestions?
-Andrew Amazinggrace
Dear Amazingface,
Quite a common problem that one. Try some weedkiller. Cheers.
-Almigo
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Dear Almigo,
How in the seven hells am I supposed to grow a full bed of dodecahedrons when the damn things won't bloom no matter what I try? I've put them in full sun, partial sun, fun in the sun and even Sunday Bloody Sunday. Is the government at fault or should I use some of that rare blood magic my insane uncle keeps screaming about?
Please help!!
Please help!!
-Gnar, level 10 Druid
Dear Gnar,
A dodecahedron is a shape. I'd suggest you stop drinking that weedkiller.
Regards
-Almigo
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