A couple of days ago I wandered past a night club that was open during the day.
No wait, scratch that. A couple of days ago I wandered passed a supermarket that reminded me of a nightclub that was open during the day.
That's what I meant.
Because the supermarket across the road from my work is now enforcing the night club rule of 'there's only so many people allowed into this place at the one time due to covid-19 and you're not getting in...until someone comes out.'
And just like most nightclubs I remembered, there was a nice long line of dressed up people (well in surgical masks) waiting to get in.
For food, not a nine dollar bourbon and coke and an ass grope on the dance floor. Hopefully.
So I did what I always do when I see a long line to get through,I joined the back of the que I wandered off to go and do something else...
...namely visit another supermarket of the same brand where no one had briefed them on the new long line requirements as I was sure there were more people wandering around aimlessly in this one than the first and there was no line at all.
I did pass a bored staff member keeping count of people entering and another half asleep counting the exits but apart from recording numbers, I don't think they did anything else.
Kind of like the bouncers, sorry I mean the security guards in store there to prevent fights over toilet paper...of which there is now plenty to go around.
Nice to see we're all on the same page here supermarkets.
It's also nice to walk out of a nightclub and not smell like a cigarette factory that's been drowned in sweat and cheap beer, with money still in my pocket!
That was a first.
No wait, scratch that. A couple of days ago I wandered passed a supermarket that reminded me of a nightclub that was open during the day.
That's what I meant.
Because the supermarket across the road from my work is now enforcing the night club rule of 'there's only so many people allowed into this place at the one time due to covid-19 and you're not getting in...until someone comes out.'
And just like most nightclubs I remembered, there was a nice long line of dressed up people (well in surgical masks) waiting to get in.
For food, not a nine dollar bourbon and coke and an ass grope on the dance floor. Hopefully.
So I did what I always do when I see a long line to get through,
...namely visit another supermarket of the same brand where no one had briefed them on the new long line requirements as I was sure there were more people wandering around aimlessly in this one than the first and there was no line at all.
I did pass a bored staff member keeping count of people entering and another half asleep counting the exits but apart from recording numbers, I don't think they did anything else.
Kind of like the bouncers, sorry I mean the security guards in store there to prevent fights over toilet paper...of which there is now plenty to go around.
Nice to see we're all on the same page here supermarkets.
It's also nice to walk out of a nightclub and not smell like a cigarette factory that's been drowned in sweat and cheap beer, with money still in my pocket!
That was a first.
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