Could the last person to put their mask on turn out the lights?

Just a post about a guy watching the entire country trying to kick the Corona Virus right in the fun bags.

SHIELDS UP 

So here in Queensland, it's not mandatory to wear a mask yet (although after spending the weekend in Brisbane, I saw plenty of people who were anyway.)
We're not in lock down, yet.

We're not limited by a five kilometre zone of movement, yet.

But I know I'm not the only one in Queensland watching on with the situation in Victoria (where most of my family and friends reside) and wondering just how long it will be before some of those things down south make it up north (and I'm talking about restrictions, not the stupid number of people refusing to wear masks without a valid reason.) 

We are closing the border between here and NSW though, again this weekend. And while it's heartening to see so many people on social media applaud the decision, I wonder if they were the same people who put the pressure on to reopen the borders before a few weeks back. 

What a tough job being a state premier right now must be, you're damned if you do and you're damned if you don't.

SPEAKING OF, DOES VICTORIAN PREMIER DANIEL ANDREWS HAVE A PUNCHING BAG?

As in a boxing heavy bag that he can unleash on each and every night after spending the day trying his darnedest to put up with the idiots ruining it for everyone? He would probably benefit from something to unleash on. Not to mention the waves of hate he has to surf daily from the opposition and various media outlets, who really aren't doing much at all to help in this time of crisis. I respect him greatly for what he's done so far considering what he's working with and what he's faced so far. #istandwithdan

Because Victoria could always have someone far worse in charge..

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TO THE CLOWN CAUGHT PLAYING POKEMON GO WHILE BREACHING LOCK DOWN RESTRICTIONS IN MELBOURNE

Did you manage to catch Coronatrix before you copped the fine for being stupid? You know that increasingly common virus type Pokemon that everyone else is trying to avoid? $1652 is a hell of a lot to pay to try and catch them all..

WHERE'S ALL THE MOANING ABOUT 5G GONE?

Come on you nutters, where's the angst about a phone network spreading Corona virus currently? Because as everyone knows, every time a Telco starts using a new G network, another virus beams out of the towers and runs rampant around the world.

Who can forget these major breakouts over the years? 

1G - Mixamatosis

2G - Trypophobia

3G - Planking

4G - Antidisestablishmentarianism

5G - Corona

6G - Possibly an IPA?

It was laughable when it first started but it seems maybe the paranoia has dried up? Or perhaps the conspiracy theorists are keeping themselves busy trying to work the next best thing to lump the blame on. Has anyone made the connection between Telsa and something completely unrelated yet? #BREAKING!

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE PSYCHIC TO KNOWN YOU'RE A COMPLETE IDIOT

But I'm sure the collective groan of the country aimed squarely at the Facebook fame seeking witch, psychic and exorcist who filmed her one witch protest at some undeserving Bunnings and Aus Post workers was indication enough. Yes we get it, you don't like being told what to do - but maybe you should have asked the universe first about the overwhelmingly negative reaction you were going to cop before you decided to film your antics?

Points for trying to make sense of it guys..

Right, check in time fellow aussies - where are you and how are you tracking?