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So funny story,

Just the other day I was wa..ing down the street when this woman dres... up as a pirate jumped out from nowhere and almost b......me over!

'Shiver me..... and paint ... nipples red!' She roared with la.... before handing me ...................... egg and bacon pie.

'Look I'd love................' I replied 'But I don't real......................I have this thing................... where I ................random bits of pie ................t. But I bid her farewell and went on my way. How random was that?

HEY CAN YOU ST................ME?

I have this great idea for my next b.... There's this musician who..................................and then he gets to f................a whole bus of netball.......... The twist will be, his d................. was killed while............thanks to Batman!

I predict a bes....er!

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This has wo......d well now hasn't....? Modern techhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. so well! Until next time, I'd love you..................copies.....my f...king book. Because if I se................................this year..............................................like an absolute nutter of a half pipe!

Until th.. stay safe

...migo.

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