Scamming sweathearts for the lonely soul

So looking back on my old emails (and wondering about strange addresses I once sent myself) it turns out that I have met a lot of eligible single ladies in my time! Yes they may be are all scam artists from Nigeria and were/are mostly men pretending to be female but these lovely ladies all have mythical millions of dollars (and love, but mostly made up millions) to share and are looking to fleece you of every cent you ever owned for their Romeo. 

There's more than a fair chance that every photo like this is stolen too.

Or Juliet, lets be honest they don't really care that much.

So without any further ado, let's meet a few of our risky free princesses shall we?

Princess King Dioka IS DYING TO HEAR FROM YOU!

'PLEASE DARLING THE WAY YOU ADRESS ME IS SO AMESSING'

Now don't let that terrible scan out of a school magazine fool you, the Princess here is as rock solid as Easter Bunny and as risky free as most new cryptocurrency. Hailing from Burkina Faso, she is the leader of the family now after Daddy King carked it, because her brother is too young and her mother was too stupid to realise to realise how rich the King really was.

(Try to look past the fact that she needs your help in getting all of that money out of Burkina Faso and leaving her other family members high and dry.)

'I READ YOUR MAIL TODEY .

IN ORTHER NOT TO WEST TIME I NEED ALL YOUR BANKING DITELS SO THAT I CAN TAKE IT TO MY LAT FARTHERS LAWYER FOR THE CHANGING OF ONER SHIP.

ONSE AGIEN DONT WORRY YOUR SELF THAT THIS TREANSCION WILL LED US TO EVER LASTHING RELASIONSHIP.'

Currently majoring in both English and International business, this Princess likes gullible idiots and being showered in both wrist watches and mobile phones. 

Are you man/woman enough to wear her crown of marriage?

Sara Ebo WILL NOT LIKE YOU TO BETRAY THE TRUST!

'I saw the photo you sent to me, are you the one ?'

She's single, ready to mingle and even more ready to splash some of those millions of cash! (Well 10% to an orphanage, 10% to build a church and I guess you get a cut of what's left if you're lucky?). If you're lucky enough to woo the Amazon of Abidjan, you can enjoy hot dates to the security company currently looking after her massive trunk box of treasures and to the lawyers office a few times. That's about as exciting as it gets really.

But don't ignore her, otherwise she'll plunge her claws into some other desperate idiot move on to her next Lothario leaving you with a very broken heart.

Will you betray the trust? WILL YOU?

Kimaeva is SEEKING YOUR BUSINESS TO ACCOMMODATE THE SUM!

And you know she is all business too, because she sent through her ID.

Unfortunately it turns out she truly is all business, seeking your help in liberating some more tasty millions because her boss was arrested (possibly for making up terrible ID cards?)

'I assure you that all modalities for the successful conclusion of this transaction have been put in place, so you have nothing to worry about.'

Still, once you take her out on a hot night of business transactions and foreign investment, perhaps you'll find some room in her heart for more than just the good oil in boardroom bickering? Will you be willing to unravel your power tie enough to find out?

Anna Zilda Mendy AM AFRAID OF LOOSING MY LIFE IF THE PEOPLE GETS TO KNOW ABOUT IT.

Yes it seems that Anna here has been hiding a secret that isn't so sexy and it's the fact that her uncles are both psychotic and deranged. 

'should my uncles know of the money,they can kill me and my brother,so as to eat the money'

Family reunions at her place must be like bringing a picnic to a full scale riot (not to mention how long it would take you to literally chew through 9.8 million dollars). Luckily she's got a local reverend on board to help her with this rubbish scam in all things and I can thank him for introducing me to the lovely multi millionaire runaway. 

Well I think I should thank him - either he passed on my address or was attempting a magic trick, the jury is still out on this one.

'he broth the pieces of papper and wrote the three email address in it and fold it,he ask me to pick one'

What she'd like is for you to sweep her off her feet, fly her to Belgium so she can empty out all of her dead parents loot and then be whisked away to wherever you live to continue her education as long as her literally money hungry uncles can't find her.

What could possibly go wrong here?

And finally Jane Ann Peterson had SOME SERIOUS PROBLEM IN THE PAST AND LOST ALL

But thanks to the power of randomly emailing people and a weekend course in really terrible photo shopping, this 27 year old is ready to put it all past her including losing her fiance (somehow), share her 10 million buckeroos with you (or as she puts it 'My last hope on earth') and stab you in the back when you least expect it get over her fear of betrayals.
If you are planning to betray her though, maybe give her the heads up first?

Please if you would betray, I beg you in the name of the God who has directed me, just let me know now.

This doesn't look like it's from a TV show at all, no siree. It must be Jane!

Are you ready to take on all Jane has to offer? Well she is more than ready to fax you her intentions on doing business and possibly much more. Good luck!