Who am I this week?

 Another day, another case of mistaken identity. Let's add it to the list shall we?

SHOUTOUT TO ALLEN

I don't know who Allen is but he seems well travelled, living in Australia and is a hit with the ladies in Asian regions because I keep getting Whatsapp messages thinking I'm him. Like yesterday when the lovely Minghui dropped me a line...and I pretended to be a magician. (Because reasons?) 

But not actually an Allen.

Let's be honest here, has anyone ever made a friendship from a wrong number? I haven't met anyone who ticks that box yet..

The attempts to be my new random friend even though I wasn't the original Allen continued until eventually she told me she was off to go for a workout (and sent a photo for proof I never asked for) then immediately announced she'd just found the correct Allen. I wish her the best in her exercise endeavors and their lovely catchup.

This of course isn't the first time I've been mistaken for someone else on Whatsapp or played along for pure amusements sake..

HELLS BELLE

Belle tried her hardest to convince me we'd met while travelling (which would be difficult given I haven't left the country since about 2007..) but no matter how much as I asked for the glorious circumstances of our first crossing of the paths (was there fireworks? I think I'd remember fireworks) all she wanted me to do was add another random number to my Whatsapp and I started to sniff the unwanted stench of some kind of elaborate scam...

And it was a delicious potion too!

Eventually realizing I wasn't about to add another account belonging to someone else I'd never met, Belle slunk back into the shadows, never to appear again.

WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT FASHION?

Nothing at all but Mark seems to know his stuff (whoever he is!)

Sadly she never took me up on that offer of free tips. Oh well.

WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT JEWELLERY?

Even less than I know about fashion...but Sean seems unreliable. 

Easy go guvner!

Sadly I didn't sell a single unit of this wonderful product. Sorry Jason.

FASHION DESIGNER, JEWELLER, INTERIOR DESIGNER?

It seems I am indeed a man of many talents...but none of the ones you're actually looking for..

I wonder who I'm going to be next week?