The Breakfast Radio Diaries 039: Many keys to unknown locks

37 Allen keys, all the same size. Three metal shishkabob skewers. A handful of chopstick rests. Lots of keys that don't unlock anything nearby. Many batteries, unknown condition. And a bunch of instruction booklets that have never been read.

The contents of the world's s**test time capsule? Nay, it's the contents of our junk drawer in the kitchen currently.

Seriously, we've had some of these keys for years - what exactly do they unlock? And what's in your junk drawer?

That's what we asked today on the show, off the back of the exhibit we learned about yesterday at The Hyphen Wodonga, all about whoosijiggets and whatdaflunkens or whatever you want to call your odd collection of nick nacks and odds and bods. And did people have anything in there deserving of a place in this exhibit?

Lu revealed her crowning piece, a pie crust crimper that belonged to her mum, even though Lu's never made a pie and can't recall her mum doing the same either.

Funnily enough she worked out the other end is for butter curling. What a multi tool!

On our Facebook page Ron revealed there was a wooden cow in his junk drawer and when I asked for me details, he well and truly provided.

So much junk, so little time to go through the drawer to appreciate it all.

WHICH HOUSING SCHEME DO I VOTE FOR?

Finance expert Effie Zahos joined us to chat about the two parties housing scheme promises for the election this Saturday. Up until this point I'll admit I had no idea the 'borrowing from your super fund' provided plan actually came with the condition 'when you sell your house, that money you borrowed plus interest is going straight back into your super fund, no exceptions..'

This is why you get the experts on kids, because the audience always appreciates a clear and concise answer.. which doesn't happen very often in election promises.

YOU'VE GOT TO GO AND SEE SARGE!

Best suggestion all day, because this is Sarge:

James in Production brought in Sarge and productivity in the building crashed dramatically for the hour he was there.

Come back and play anytime you like Sarge!

Right, time to finish watching The Boys series 2 - what a mad ride it's been too!

Chat tomorrow, same blog channel

-Almigo