Nada Fajita Tornadoes - Unlucky Seven

In the world's most confusing and somehow NFT related soccer team the Nada Fajita Tornadoes, seven more poor bastards have entered my team whether they wanted to or not. 

Yes we've got to the point of this strange game where even if I sent out a squad of the worst idiots possible, I'm still gifted at the end of it with more players.

Strangely no Goal Keepers though...

Meet the new blood!

Yes for whatever reason, Sorare has decided that the Nada Fajita Tornadoes needs to be spoiled for choice when it comes to selecting Defenders and has blessed me with defenders for weeks. Which means if I want to play a defensive game, well the skies the limit isn't it? Because I can now open up my very own Defenders Galore store if I choose to. 

Midfielders though...well they seem to be in short supply because poor Daiki up there is the only one that I've won the last seven rounds of games. 

And let's not mention the absolute scarcity of either Forwards or Goal Keepers. Like cheap iceberg lettuce, they don't seem to be around in 2022.

Because now the team make up is:

Defenders x 11

Midfielders x 6

Forwards x 3

Goal Keepers x 2

And strangely I can't recall either of my two goal keepers being picked to play for ages. I mean I'm picking them to play (I kind of have to) but either their teams are taking the year off or something's happened because I'm getting zero score from either of these two guys.

(What hasn't helped is that I've had Fernado stuck in a training team for a few weeks and didn't realise it. Did he become a Super Sayan after all that training? Er...no, no he hasn't.)

MEET THE MVPS

So the more you use them, the more experience your players get which in turn means better scores or some such. And since I've been throwing these boys in willy nillie on occasion and hoping for the best (which is how I play ALL my fantasy sports) then it's no surprise to anyone with half a clue that I haven't really got any standouts. 

What I do though is have a couple of guys on 7% which is the highest percentage in the team, where 5% is the lowest. I think this has something to do with score bonuses but again, I'm pretty much flying blind here. Congratulations two these two for hitting the illustrious 7 though - I will continue to pick the both of you unless someone comes along who's actually playing a game this week.

AND AFTER ALL THIS, DO I HAVE AN NFT NOW?

Er..no. Still waiting to be gifted one of those. Either that or a couple more Goal Keepers wouldn't go astray..