The adventures of Almigo

 I really shouldn't have called my dream team a ship because next thing you know..

 We interupt this current fantasy footy season for an import update. Welcome to Mower Mania 2021! #Mowermania21 I went out to buy a mower, I came home with three! (Four if you count my brother in laws in there too)  We've got mowers for days, maybe even weeks at my place!

After the shemozzle of round one, I held a press conference to explain the situation. Unfortunately Disco was completely unaware of it and forgot to tell the media. So it was just me answering to myself in an empty room but I made sure I got hit with some very difficult questions and promising to plug the holes in a pretty leaky boat. I think I almost convinced myself too.

Every great coach needs a great assistant coach to back them up  get them coffee and Powerade. So after sifting through a bunch of resumes on my desk, I've finally made my selection and gone with Disco Inferno. As long as he doesn't decided to replace all my players with aliens , we should be ready to let the bodies hit the floor for round one!

Last week I got invited to play Herald Sun KFC Supercoach with some of the guys at work. Pick your team of AFL (Australian Football League or Aussie Rules for those playing at home) superstars and hope they do enough each week during the game (goals, points and running powers slams?) to rack up the points and make you king of the office space by the end of the season! I haven't played a version of this since they first brought it out in the newspaper (where you had to plug in the details of the players by hand!) and have not having the foggiest who in the AFL is half decent currently (aside from the entire Richmond line up), how could this go possibly wrong? Welcome to draft day baby!

Missed out on the special treatment on Valentines day? Didn't cop a dead rose bathed in recycled chocolate from Easter two years back? No hastily scrawled (in crayon no less) servo card when someone has professed 'I love yo bits.'?  Maybe you need to treat yo self, brother. Or sister. How about a limited time book bargain then? Go on, you deserve it...

We're here, the house is setup and I still have a few days left of holidays before I kick things off in the new office. In the meantime, here's some of my highlights of the new place including the skate ramp and the place when I go to hurt my legs every couple of days..