The world's worst gardener is now taking your questions
I've spent the last couple of afternoons working up a sweat in the overgrown jungle I like to call my backyard. Therefore I feel almost overqualified to answer all of your gardening related questions. Let's see what people have been wondering!
|Where I learnt my craft.|
|Problems with weed.|
I have lots of weeds. They're everywhere. Any more weed and I'll have the boys and girls in blue round at my place asking some incredibly probing questions. How do I get rid of all of these weeds?
In this instance I highly recommend weedkiller.
|Problems with Mrs Miggens|
How do I keep bugs off my prize winning tomatoes? If my tomatoes come second place to Mrs Miggens in the Royal Ascot Tomato Fury Supreme Fruit Off 2015 I'll go beserk!
Quite a predicament! Have you tried some weedkiller?
|Problems with vision|
My Rhodesias aren't as bright as I'd like. Any suggestions?
Quite a common problem that one. Try some weedkiller. Cheers.
How in the seven hells am I supposed to grow a full bed of dodecahedrons when the damn things won't bloom no matter what I try? I've put them in full sun, partial sun, fun in the sun and even Sunday Bloody Sunday. Is the government at fault or should I use some of that rare blood magic my insane uncle keeps screaming about?
-Gnar, level 10 Druid
A dodecahedron is a shape. I'd suggest you stop drinking that weedkiller.