If you've just joined us, I'm having fun wasting the time of a nasty internet scammer. Unfortunately my last attempt misfired: It turns out she was a little smarter than I gave her credit for. So what's a blogger to do? Reopen up another old email account and pretend to be someone else!
Exactly what she's doing really.
This time I'm taking a leaf out of Sasha Baron Cohen's book and lining up a simple man from Vladevostok with a love of potatoes and an interesting grasp on English.
What could possibly go wrong this time?
I randomly email her from another account. With the lure of a another sucker, she doesn't even question who I am or the fact that she never actually emailed me first...
Hullo friend Mir,
Proving how lazy this one really is, I get the same email reply from round one. Copy and paste, it never fails!
Thanks for your feedback to my mail i sent to you.
Honestly my heart is full of joy and happiness for reading from you i would have like to ask for your number right now but is quite unfortunate we are not allow to make or receive calls here in the camp is against the military rules as we are working with them as red cross International, until we are done with our mission, but all the same we will be communicating through this means until am done with my mission then i will have access to make or receive calls, please i will like us to keep this closeness and i hope this will bring us to a better future as i wish.
Actually I am from United States of America. Am the only child of my parents, my father died the year I joined the red cross International for a peace keeping mission in Syria and my mother died 6 years later, Am a loving honest and supportive person with a Good sense of humor, I like to meet new people and know their Way of life, I like to see the waves of the sea and the beauty of the Mountains and everything that nature has to offer.
Regarding about the reason i contacted you There is something i would like to discuss with you but i don't know if it will be possible there in your country, to establish a good business venture over there in your country, it has been my desire to create and establish a good business but it has been very difficult tax for me considering the state of my job which can not allow me to engage fully in the business activities.It will be an advantage and a good friendship benefits for us if we can build the trust and build the business together,I have a good financial opportunity to establish any good business now and it would be my desire to establish that over there in your country.
My Mission here will finish by April next year and i will be retire from Red Cross International after my assignment here with Syria Government and i have submitted my retirement letter to the Red Cross International because i want to relocate to your country after my retirement as a medical doctor who works in Syria with the Red Cross International for investment. And i am planning to establish my own private business investment in your country which i will be taking care of, after my retirement. My plan is to establish in any type of lucrative business investment which you know that will profit us a lot,like Hotel,Hospital,and Real Estate Business and House Property Business . so i want to know if you are Willing to do business with me?.
Thank you.
Best regards.
Miss Miri@n Abd@lla .
Oh and the same pics too! What an incredible sense of deja vu I'm having here..
Hullo Mir!
Dearest Mir,
How strangely familiar! This time however I've picked an address AND a phone number from the same country! Clever me!
Hullo Mir,
And all I got back was..
Thanks no need of westing time my brother I understand you now I was just following you up by your write up now how showing finally who you are we dey the same game guy but you dey fuck up oooo
Er...does this mean they read the ongoing saga here? (I don't think so) Were the stupid questions...too stupid? (Do they not like cake?) Oh well, another bust. Best rest assured I'll find another way to waste their time soon enough..
The end.
For now..
Exactly what she's doing really.
This time I'm taking a leaf out of Sasha Baron Cohen's book and lining up a simple man from Vladevostok with a love of potatoes and an interesting grasp on English.
What could possibly go wrong this time?
I randomly email her from another account. With the lure of a another sucker, she doesn't even question who I am or the fact that she never actually emailed me first...
Hullo friend Mir,
Please excuse Inglish, I still learn much from much of tv. Al Bundy, king of hooters!
You have something to tell me yes? I am looking forward to the reply and much learning of the words of the new.
You have nice of the photographs yes?
Hullo!
-Mik
Proving how lazy this one really is, I get the same email reply from round one. Copy and paste, it never fails!
Thanks for your feedback to my mail i sent to you.
Honestly my heart is full of joy and happiness for reading from you i would have like to ask for your number right now but is quite unfortunate we are not allow to make or receive calls here in the camp is against the military rules as we are working with them as red cross International, until we are done with our mission, but all the same we will be communicating through this means until am done with my mission then i will have access to make or receive calls, please i will like us to keep this closeness and i hope this will bring us to a better future as i wish.
Actually I am from United States of America. Am the only child of my parents, my father died the year I joined the red cross International for a peace keeping mission in Syria and my mother died 6 years later, Am a loving honest and supportive person with a Good sense of humor, I like to meet new people and know their Way of life, I like to see the waves of the sea and the beauty of the Mountains and everything that nature has to offer.
Regarding about the reason i contacted you There is something i would like to discuss with you but i don't know if it will be possible there in your country, to establish a good business venture over there in your country, it has been my desire to create and establish a good business but it has been very difficult tax for me considering the state of my job which can not allow me to engage fully in the business activities.It will be an advantage and a good friendship benefits for us if we can build the trust and build the business together,I have a good financial opportunity to establish any good business now and it would be my desire to establish that over there in your country.
My Mission here will finish by April next year and i will be retire from Red Cross International after my assignment here with Syria Government and i have submitted my retirement letter to the Red Cross International because i want to relocate to your country after my retirement as a medical doctor who works in Syria with the Red Cross International for investment. And i am planning to establish my own private business investment in your country which i will be taking care of, after my retirement. My plan is to establish in any type of lucrative business investment which you know that will profit us a lot,like Hotel,Hospital,and Real Estate Business and House Property Business . so i want to know if you are Willing to do business with me?.
Thank you.
Best regards.
Miss Miri@n Abd@lla .
Hullo Mir!
Pretty of the face you are, yes. I show Grandma Ratachoke and she spit on floor and mumble something something 'Gypsy shifty'. I think she is of the liking of you!
You use many words in communication - because my Inglish not so good, maybe you write of the basic next time? Like Uncle Digger always say: 'Less verbiage, now potato!'
I think I am of the understand: you move to Vladevostok and be building of hotel yes? I not been to hotel for while, not since downtown plague of rat. But you have much money yes? Crowd go banana.
I look forward next mail. Remember LESS VERBIAGE, NOW POTATO.
Much of the love
-Mik
And in response I get....the next copied and pasted email! Glorious!
Thanks for your reply am happy to read from you again.
How are you today over there in your country? Hope all is well with you? I have in my possession the sum of ($ 8 Million Dollars) I must not fail to explain to you how I came across this fund, That I want to use for investment. few Months ago our soldiers had encounter and exchanged bullets with some gunmen known as ISIS militant and eventually three of our soldiers were injured in the event while over sixteen of the gunmen were killed, As a Red Cross Medical Doctor in the military camp , I and my group rushed to give attention to our men who were injured at the spot where the sixteen ISIS men were shot to dead so as we are giving our military men attention then, we saw some trunks and we force the trunks to open and we discovered a huge amount of dollars in it we quickly took those trunks to a place then counted the money which we deiced to share it among ourselves,
And my own share is ($ 8 Million Dollars), I deposited this money under the UN Red Cross Company for safekeeping, because of the law of UN here in Syria I want you to stand as my beneficiary to receive the fund on my behalf and keep it safe. I want to move this money by Red Cross diplomatic immunity courier service to your country, so that you can save and keep the money for me until I go back to my country by April next year and come to meet you in your country and I don’t want American Government to know that I have this huge amount of fund because if they do, they must question me on how i get the money. I will give you 45% of the total money for your assistance after you have receive the money, I want to use this money for the investment project in your country.
You know very well that i am a Red Cross Medical Doctor in the military camp , You also know very well that as a Government servant i don't have the full audacity to do what ever i want because U.S Government is watching me and other political chief whips and high profile officers. Even my phone communication and transaction on-line are monitored by U.S Department. These is the reasons why i want to invest to another country, so that no one will be monitoring me or any of my transaction after my retirement.
I really want to talk with you on phone to hear your voice, but I'm so sad because as we are in the military camp, we are not allowed to use any phone and we do not make nor receive phone calls here, unless with military radio communicator, it is risky for me and very difficult for us to communicate with each other on phone here, because any person that failed to do the law here will be shot to death immediately, so I don't want to die before my time.
Honestly I will do anything just to assure you that I sincerely have good intentions for you here in our friendship. if you assure me of your trust I will tell you more details Below And have a nice day
Thank you. Best regards.
Miss Miri@n Abd@lla .
How are you today over there in your country? Hope all is well with you? I have in my possession the sum of ($ 8 Million Dollars) I must not fail to explain to you how I came across this fund, That I want to use for investment. few Months ago our soldiers had encounter and exchanged bullets with some gunmen known as ISIS militant and eventually three of our soldiers were injured in the event while over sixteen of the gunmen were killed, As a Red Cross Medical Doctor in the military camp , I and my group rushed to give attention to our men who were injured at the spot where the sixteen ISIS men were shot to dead so as we are giving our military men attention then, we saw some trunks and we force the trunks to open and we discovered a huge amount of dollars in it we quickly took those trunks to a place then counted the money which we deiced to share it among ourselves,
And my own share is ($ 8 Million Dollars), I deposited this money under the UN Red Cross Company for safekeeping, because of the law of UN here in Syria I want you to stand as my beneficiary to receive the fund on my behalf and keep it safe. I want to move this money by Red Cross diplomatic immunity courier service to your country, so that you can save and keep the money for me until I go back to my country by April next year and come to meet you in your country and I don’t want American Government to know that I have this huge amount of fund because if they do, they must question me on how i get the money. I will give you 45% of the total money for your assistance after you have receive the money, I want to use this money for the investment project in your country.
You know very well that i am a Red Cross Medical Doctor in the military camp , You also know very well that as a Government servant i don't have the full audacity to do what ever i want because U.S Government is watching me and other political chief whips and high profile officers. Even my phone communication and transaction on-line are monitored by U.S Department. These is the reasons why i want to invest to another country, so that no one will be monitoring me or any of my transaction after my retirement.
I really want to talk with you on phone to hear your voice, but I'm so sad because as we are in the military camp, we are not allowed to use any phone and we do not make nor receive phone calls here, unless with military radio communicator, it is risky for me and very difficult for us to communicate with each other on phone here, because any person that failed to do the law here will be shot to death immediately, so I don't want to die before my time.
Honestly I will do anything just to assure you that I sincerely have good intentions for you here in our friendship. if you assure me of your trust I will tell you more details Below And have a nice day
Thank you. Best regards.
Miss Miri@n Abd@lla .
Dearest Mir,
Please be of the understand that you use many word, like neighbour be throwing of potato when I do the sex of him wife. Sometime I not be of the recognizing of what you say. (Maybe you write of the slower and much of not?)
But what I be of the understand: I get some of your 8 million rubles yes?
I am as you Americans like to be saying: Rocking hard.
What I do next yes?
All hail!
-Mik
How are you today?
May the good God continue to bless you and your family for your very kind and prompt response to my email, indicating your willingness to assist me transfer this funds for investment purposes in your country. Am well impressed by your person and I feel I have found the right person, but time will tell. As you know, the success of this transaction will depend on our total mutual trust. I want everything to be clear to you right now but you have to read carefully. The deal is all about the money I made here, and I have it kept safely in a box and deposited under the Red Cross Diplomat .
Due to the United Nation policy on Syria troops, there is a plan to move some troops out of Syria, so I will be among the people that will be moving out. I cannot take this money to the United States because since they know me as one of the Red Cross Medical Doctor , they will want to know how I come about it. Due to this, I have made an arrangement for the Red Cross Diplomat to move this fund. The question is who will be in charge of the money in my absence? This is exactly why I need your help. I want to guarantee you that you will not stand any risk in this transaction, as I have mapped out the way to have this box moved out of here safely Through Diplomatic means. you have to keep everything confidential till you receive the fund as a consignment.
Finally, I want you to stand as the beneficiary and receive the fund and keep it safe so that as soon as i come to your country, I will give you 45% of the money for the assistance after you have receive the money. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities, which are secured so no body can monitor our emails, I will only reach you through email because our calls might be monitored, Please if you can handle this deal kindly get back to me as soon as possible, To move the money all you need to do now is to send me your below information so that i can start the arrangement.
Your Full Name:___
Your Home Address_
Your country of residence / city__
Your Phone Number__
Your email address__
Your Occupation__
Your Nearest Airport__
Thank you.
Best regards.
Miss Miri@n @bdalla .
How are you today?
May the good God continue to bless you and your family for your very kind and prompt response to my email, indicating your willingness to assist me transfer this funds for investment purposes in your country. Am well impressed by your person and I feel I have found the right person, but time will tell. As you know, the success of this transaction will depend on our total mutual trust. I want everything to be clear to you right now but you have to read carefully. The deal is all about the money I made here, and I have it kept safely in a box and deposited under the Red Cross Diplomat .
Due to the United Nation policy on Syria troops, there is a plan to move some troops out of Syria, so I will be among the people that will be moving out. I cannot take this money to the United States because since they know me as one of the Red Cross Medical Doctor , they will want to know how I come about it. Due to this, I have made an arrangement for the Red Cross Diplomat to move this fund. The question is who will be in charge of the money in my absence? This is exactly why I need your help. I want to guarantee you that you will not stand any risk in this transaction, as I have mapped out the way to have this box moved out of here safely Through Diplomatic means. you have to keep everything confidential till you receive the fund as a consignment.
Finally, I want you to stand as the beneficiary and receive the fund and keep it safe so that as soon as i come to your country, I will give you 45% of the money for the assistance after you have receive the money. I believe I can trust you. Where we are now we can only communicate through our military communication facilities, which are secured so no body can monitor our emails, I will only reach you through email because our calls might be monitored, Please if you can handle this deal kindly get back to me as soon as possible, To move the money all you need to do now is to send me your below information so that i can start the arrangement.
Your Full Name:___
Your Home Address_
Your country of residence / city__
Your Phone Number__
Your email address__
Your Occupation__
Your Nearest Airport__
Thank you.
Best regards.
Miss Miri@n @bdalla .
Hullo Mir,
All day I dream of potato - like song which be famous, A.D.I.D.A.P!
I fill out form - I get many rubles now?
Your Full Name:___Mikael Bearkila Diamond
Your Home Address_Narodnyy Prospekt, 11-В, 3-й эт, Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia, 690014
Your country of residence / city__Vladivostok, home of Mash Detroya Soccer team!
Your Phone Number__+7 423 260-88-01 Do you have voice nice yes?
Your email address__XXXXX@gmail.com
Your Occupation__Grower of potato, village symbol of sexualism
Your Nearest Airport__ Vladivostok Airpoort
Your Home Address_Narodnyy Prospekt, 11-В, 3-й эт, Vladivostok, Primorsky Krai, Russia, 690014
Your country of residence / city__Vladivostok, home of Mash Detroya Soccer team!
Your Phone Number__+7 423 260-88-01 Do you have voice nice yes?
Your email address__XXXXX@gmail.com
Your Occupation__Grower of potato, village symbol of sexualism
Your Nearest Airport__ Vladivostok Airpoort
We still make hotel together yes?
-Mik
That address is actually an employment center and I changed their phone number ever so slightly so some idiot pretending to be from the Red Cross doesn't waste their important time. There is a block of flats next to it so legitimately someone could live there...well next door.
Hi dear,
Thanks for sending your information to me.
I want to inform you that i have forwarded your information to the delivery company for the review and verify your information for urgent delivery. So that they can start the preparations.
And now for us to be successful on the delivery. All i am asking you is to keep this issue to yourself and don't share it with anyone else, This is about my future and we should not allow anything to hinder the progress of our unity, this is a big decision that i took in other to prove to you that i am willing and ready to do business with you and also to invest in your country, i hope that you will not betray my trust? I will write you on the next line of action when the date and the procedures of the delivery is announced to me.
I should have been lazy and waited really but instead I decided to play 'let's ask this idiot some stupid questions? Which didn't go well..
Hullo Mir,
Please, my name not dear, is cheap! Ho ho, joke funny. Please call me name of Mik. I not tell anyone of you, not even brother Blockface. He ask me what I do on computer box and I just yell, IS NOT NEKKED, GO WAY. And he does.
In meantime, maybe you tell me things of self? Then I tell you more of Mik and we drink juice of fermented potato.
How old you are? ______________
What you do like weekends? ___________
Are you have boyfriend? _________
Do you be liking of the cake? ________
What colour be of your undergarments?___________
Do you like farmers who be big and work the hard? __________
I hope we do the talking more of the soon and ugly bumpies soon
Love much
-Mik
Thanks no need of westing time my brother I understand you now I was just following you up by your write up now how showing finally who you are we dey the same game guy but you dey fuck up oooo
Er...does this mean they read the ongoing saga here? (I don't think so) Were the stupid questions...too stupid? (Do they not like cake?) Oh well, another bust. Best rest assured I'll find another way to waste their time soon enough..
The end.
For now..
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