It's amazing what you find when you settle down with a strong coffee and comb through the analytics of various blog posts. Like the fact that people keep coming back to the time when guest tipper Shiggsy from Vladasputa popped in to give his Greyhound tips for the Wagga Dogs on a Friday. It seems there's a section of the blog reading community keen on even more dog tips from a goat racing expert.
Since that's the case, Shiggsy - load up us with some winning dogs for July 30 at Wagga Greyhounds please!
WAGGA GREYHOUNDS TIPS FROM SHIGGSY - JULY 30
Hullo sext blog people! By demand which be popular, the Shigs is back! I break out ball of crystal and look at condition of kennel to find you dog this Friday that bag up big haul of Sputacoin!
RACE 1
4. IZMIR'S FLAME - I look for winning dog in race, none of them win. How doggie not get addicted to success if never win? Flame doggo come close and I feel in my bottle of Mountain Dew that Friday is Flame Doggo night. Him come close, him should do it!
1. GOOSE'S CHANCE - Goose is tasty! Dog not so much. Still this one have two race and not utter failure both times so chance here.
3. MY BOY MATTY - Him have one race and act like Vladasputa own Whooska Dooshka Turbo, fast out of gate, run out of puff by time finish line turn up. Still, I think he do something maybe here?
RACE 2
1. MISS KEY - This woof look hard to beat. Had rubbish race last up but won before that and won before that. I not stutter, dog won twice. Should land top three in this go round.
2. SOLD NO HOUSES - Ha ha, sound like dog belong to terrible real estate agent. Not fastest out of gate but does fetch many stick when thrown. Like ladies on internet, I have good feeling.
6. SONGBIRD IZMIR - Is there going to be IZMIR dog in each race? Shiggsy be hoping so! (Who is Izmir, anyone know?)
RACE 3
2. GRACE CABANG - Last time I bet on WILD JULIA, she let me down. Bad Julia. So this time I go for Cabang dog to bring home the budget bacon!
6. DEB TAB LEE - I once work with lady called Deb, she crazy - in good way. Hullo Deb, why you not return phone call? Shiggsy is hoping dog here just as crazy and run home to fill bank account with many big sputacoin!
5. SMOOTHER RODWAY - I see pattern! Doggo place, then do no good, then place next race, then do no good. Pattern suggests doggo place this time, so good for me!
RACE 4
6. ONLY YOU - Place, win, place, place. That right attitude woofer, don't stop now!
7. EMPORER IZMIR - Izmir is back! Must be large Izmir dog community in Wagga. You win here, make family proud puppy!
1. CLASSY LEE - There are two things I be liking classy and one is winning doggos. Like ladies of the night when wallet is open, this one is pretty fast and I think should not leave me broke like most of my Saturday nights after one too many sexy parties.
RACE 5
4. AURORA BLUE - Like famous song of favorite band Icing House 'I am all over you, Aurora Blue.' Song is stuck in my head now, dog better win after that!
5. MAGIC DUO - Is this two dog racers in one? Excitement! This pair seems to enjoy hanging out in front which helps when you wanting to be winning race.
8. SABRE IZMIR - Goodness, not one but two Izmir's in same race! Izmir be taking over! I look at both woofers and decided I like Sabre Izmir over Oliver Izmir in this one, just.
RACE 6
7. LADY LUNA - Hard one to pick yes, many good woofers in lineup and another Izmir too! I go with Lady because ladies be my hobby. Still single Shiggsy, you win lots of sputacoin with my tippings and then call me you sexy single?
3. GENEVIEVE IZMIR - Another one! They must be close to breaking cloning machine soon yes?
1. TOMMY TOWN - Him a scratching last time I put down some of the dollar. I give him one more chance. Do not fail me doggo, I am believing in you.
RACE 7
4. SHE'S A PEARL - Like ring I bought at Vladasputa market last week but hopefully real deal and not imitation once checked at pawn broker.
5. NIGEL'S CHANCE - Who is Nigel, what chance does he have? Shiggsy coming up with all the big questions for tipping selection this week! (I think Nigel have better chance than brother Bruce, also in race.)
3. IGNATIOUS BALE - In the last three races this doggo, him come third. Once dial up interwebs get connected, I will be yelling 'You come third again grand dog!' very loud. Hopefully people on same bus get into the spirit and join in.
RACE 8
1. CHUCKIN PIES - Last time I pick the pie, he come in third and win me little haul. Here hoping he do again, go you thing described as good!
5. FOGHORN MANDY - She sound like hoot of a lady! Is she single? Call Shiggsy! How you not go wrong here?
2. TIGGERLONG FAB - Last time I pick Extreme Heat, he flame out. Unlucky! So rounding out trio, I pick Fab dog. Him favorite at moment, good luck!
RACE 9
6. WILD DEJA - Deja is back! Shiggsy is happy and be singing big hit of Vladasputa singer Deja Ratkik 'Touch me where cloth is softest!' Dog should backflip over line in this race at best guess.
1. MYSTIC FAITH - Have Faith in Shiggsy tips. Bwahahahahahahahaha, tip the waitress.
7. TREVER'S GRACE - Him rough like night on fermented potato. Him due to do something soon then yes? Friday could be Trev night.
RACE 10
2. PURE BEDLAM - One race, one win. Should retire but no, trying for two. I like chances.
7. BLACK CAPS - Doggo like being up front 'No behind for me Shiggs!' Well okay then talking dog, I put you in consideration!
6. BLAZIN' ZEN - Him very slow, he still place on occasion? How this dog work? Is mystery but 1 sputacoin on him might just win you enough for Wooshka Dooshka Turbo so why not? Yugo needs upgrade.
RACE 11
4. GRACEFULL GAZELLE - Another rough race with many dog not spectacular. According to rating of woof, this one fastest. Okay, back the Gazelle.
1. YOU'LL BE BACK - What I tell ladies after first date when they mysteriously disappear before bill arrives. Omen bet.
8. TRUNDLE BETTY - Whoa Trundle Betty, win the race. Whoa Trundle Betty, win the race. Trundle Betty won the race...you know how song go!
Okay, there be tips and Almigo update with scratchings tomorrow! Good of the luck single ladies!
CURRENT SCRATCHINGS:
Amazingly none of Shiggy's picks have been scratched!
RESULTS TIME!
Okay, so if you had a dollar each way on each of Shig's selections..
RACE 1 - Goose's Chance takes it out and puts $3 back in the kitty. Not the greatest of starts value wise..
RACE 2 - Miss Key takes out this race while Songbird Izmir lands in third. Together they haul in a nice $8.50
RACE 3 - No wins here although Smoother Rodway just misses out on a place
RACE 4 - Only You lands third for $1.80
RACE 5 - The Izmir's do it again! Sabre Izmir brings home a stonking $16 all up!
RACE 6 - Tommy Town lands 4th but Genevieve Izmir still lands a place for $2.40
RACE 7 - Nigel's Chance pips the post! $6.40 here
RACE 8 - A first, third and fourth! Go Shigs! Foghorn Mandy and Tiggerlong Fab bring home a lovely $13.50
RACE 9 - Mystic Faith gets it here for $3.24
RACE 10 - Pure Bedlem lands a third spot. $1.60 Amusingly Blazin Zen gets up to 92.60 before the race starts.
RACE 11 - You'll be Back gets second for $1.80
INITAL OUTLAY $66
WINNINGS: $58.24
DIFFERENCE: -$7.76
Seems he is getting better somehow...
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