Nada Fajita Torpedoes - Three men enter, still no idea

Since I last waxed lyrical on my somehow NFT related Sorare football team, three more unfortunate bastards have been conscripted into my terrible idea for a team. On top of that I've discovered that when you throw five randoms together, there's a fair chance only one of them is actually going to show up and attempt to do something. 

Yes somehow my pathetic attempts at playing soccer have paid off because three more completely random players have now been told 'Guess what pal, this is worse than community service, you're playing for the Nada Fajita Torpedos now!'

And whether they like it or not, these poor unfortunates are:

MARCEL HALSTENBERG - 'THE HALBERGER'

Looking fresh out of the 'We ran out of footballers so we raided a F1 Drivers catalogue', Marcel likes his red wine fast and his cars headache inducing. Or maybe it's the other way around? Regardless he's very well liked around the locker room as he's the only one skilled in lock picking which is very helpful when the players forget their keys.

Marcel dreams of being a film star one day. Given how godawful this team has played so far, we're sure it's only a matter of time before we have a Netflix doco written all about it so he might have a chance there.

As a pregame ritual he asks the team chefs to cook him up a big bowl of pasta which he then hurls at rival players.

MATHEUS SAVIO - 'SERIOUS SAV'

Obsessed with the game Tetris. Not playing it himself, watching live streams of the game in action.

Wants to start his own Crypto called Savcoin.

Has patented his look above ala Derek Zoolander, labelling it the 'Sav Blank'. Still waiting for it to take off anywhere.

EXEQUIEL PALACIOIS - 'PALA.EXE'

After a recent game where four out of five players didn't actually play and the one that did failed to score a single point, Exequiel joined the team.

I'm not even going to begin to try and work out if that's a good or bad thing.

Massive fan of country and western music. So much so, he'll start a fist fight with anyone rapping in the dressing room.

Favorite meal is anything with dim sims.

Unsuccessfully campaigned soccer's governing authority to replace the referees whistle with a banjo.

THE FAJITAS MOST RECENT GAME

I mentioned just seconds ago the disastrous game that scored me Exe above and here it is:

I'm not sure what's worse - the four players I selected that didn't even show or the one that did and then fell asleep on the pitch.

Because this game insists you've got to pick five players, even if you have none with upcoming games in various positions. 

So technically you could pick five players with no games scheduled and still be part of the completion.

Yes you'll be at the very bottom of the score list but hey, you might score another player just by submitting something. 

It's like a participation award - hey you tried with the dud cards you've got, here have another one.

Unfortunately in the most current game, it's that exact situation all over again:

And then it an upcoming round, with the team I've picked I'm really not having much hope here, especially since I'm again relying on the only guy who has a game coming up..

After all this confusion and pain, do I get an NFT now? Please?