The adventures of Almigo

Now maybe it's just me and maybe I've read far too much into the Warhammer 40K lore and universe...but I'm seeing a lot of parallels between it and the now available on Netflix movie Mortal Engines..

New look, who dis?

 Actually scratch that, after this afternoon I am becoming THAT guy. And it's all the fault of a guy called Jez from Instagram..

 Dear valued investor, just a reminder of the annual company golf trip this weekend...

  Lightning quick update time! A short story? I don't have time to write a short story! Next minute..

Oh god, it's happening again. I'm delving into the weird, wild and wacky world of the endless ocean that is Aliexpress. And for no apparent reason I suddenly have the hankering to build a computer with budget bits from companies with names probably made up on the spot. So exactly how cheap and unknown can we go to build something equal or better than what I currently have? Is it even possible?  Let's find out!

Dear Employees, It has come to our attention...