Given that nothing from threats of walking the plank to promising slices of supermarket mud cake have worked so far in generating a single win for team Almigo, it's time to break out the math. So I've poured some data into a spreadsheet, let it bake for a bit and sliced it open to reveal the cooling true facts. Namely who is doing their part and who is really dragging this team down, more than their game average would suggest. We're going to look at the stats and no I don't mean strength, dexterity or constitution. No saving throws here, just raw data. No more Dungeons and Dragons references from here on in, kay? I promise not to get too nerdy here, but let's do it!