The Coach with the most! Ep 9: The gearbox isn't making odd noises anymore

You know how you put together something without instructions and even though it looks like it shouldn't work, somehow it does? That's where my team is at right now, with me screaming DON'T BLOODY TOUCH IT! Anytime someone pops up and tries to have some input.

We're two wins in a row now and I'm doing precious little this week to (hopefully) keep that success train chugging along...

Well sling me a Tim Tam and call me salty Sally, we're hotfooting it to another round of slam bam thanks for the jam foozy football with Team Almig-

No! You stop that right now! You got your work experience last week and I'm not having you drag another update into a murky muddy minefield of terrible clichés that don't make a lick of sense. Just no!

Sorry boss, according to the rules he's got another four rounds to 'assist' us before his contract ends. It looks like we're stuck with him. I tried to protest but they directed me to the end of a very long line, it seems everyone has been lumped with one of these announcer kiddies..

How'd you like those Jazz applies, just $3.99 a kilo at your local IGA. Yes indeedy, Freddie Fartmonger is ready to rock the mic again like that paint mixing machine that dad really likes down at Bunnings. Let's cross over to Captain of the Fart Squad to find out what four fifths of not much he's done to the team this week. Alan?

It's 'Almigo' and the next four rounds just can't come quick enough.

Anyway this week Hickey is back in the ruck replacing Nankervis.

Sheed is back off the bench replacing Edwards.

So no new players needed at the moment which is quite refreshing. It has truly been a while.

Also I'm waiting on an update for Dusty who will hopefully be fit enough to swap out for Duryea.

Now I don't want to use the word 'Dismal' here but if the footwear feels comfortable and not too snug..

FML..

Turgid Thursday

So the Supercoach program has coughed up my next opponent and wouldn't you know it? We're back to punching on with Flex Daddy just like we did back back in round one. Back then before the system was known as MODOK, it predicted me winning by just ten points...and then I lost.

This round MODOK has crunched some numbers, sacrificed some goats etc and decided...

You're going to lose here, by at least 83 points here.

What if I swap Duryea for Dusty? Will I win then?

You will still lose by at least 66 points.

Even so, does this mean I'm going to win because your prediction failed back in round one and the opposite happened?

No, no it does not. Your winning streak ends here.

We shall see headcase computer, we shall see.

UP NEXT:

Did we win?

No we did not.

Worse, we now owe someone some beer, stupid bets are being proposed and the cocky are just getting cockier. That's football for you!