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Last M.A.M.E standing part 1: Almigo has a plan

Yes I've decided to embark on my most ambitious project to date (well aside from changing a rocker cover gasket on a WRX, on a scale of ...

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Transformers: The last Knight. Can we make this the last one, please?

Imagine a shiny new Lamborghini that was completely gutted on the inside with everything taken out and then had an ancient sewerage processing facility installed in its place.
This is a very apt description of Transformers: The Last Knight - you're impressed by the box but honestly deep down you know that this film is going to be chock a block full of turds..

Bare with me as we wade through this incredible mess...

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Can we talk about Alien Covenant for a second?

Welcome to the future and space, were the fate of a couple of thousand colonists lay in the hands of some completely forgettable idiots. Oh and a guy named after an American state. Strap yourself in, it's a completely forgettable ride.

Anyone got any good ideas on how we can throw a bag of spanners into this mission?

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Operation BBQ ressurection

I've been wanting a weekend project for quite some time since moving to the Gold Coast and finally with a free weekend up my sleeve and the hankering to get messy with a couple of afternoons of DIY, I found a suitable candidate. A 6 burner hooded BBQ that really needed a second lease on life.

So...Almigo to the rescue then!
Turns out (once again) that it was quite the adventure,

Monday, September 11, 2017

Who is this idiot with the bells on his head? #freebie

My new book is set to be released on Sept 22 and it's fair to say that I'm excited. Stupidly excited.

So excited in fact that I want to give you a preview copy of it right now. No tricks, traps or me turning up one day to repossess your Ferrari - just the first third of the book. If you like it, feel free to grab the rest of this latest adventure for the stupidly low price of 99 cents US..

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Leon, you've lost us.

Okay I'm not hoighty-toighty enough to demand a red carpet roll out and trumpets to play whenever I walk into a shop (well now that you mention it...) but just for the person I'm dealing with to listen to me. Or anyone really.
It's 2017 - is just 30 seconds of your focus too much to ask for?

Friday, August 4, 2017

I'm building a computer. Brace for impact.

So I'm building a computer at the moment and in my usual 'nothing goes to plan' plans, funnily enough nothing has gone to plan...

Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Apple support - the case against...

WARNING: Before you unleash the angst and fury of this blog post, you might want to make yourself a coffee or a cocktail to enjoy while reading - this tale does go on for a bit...

A few of these might help