Tuesday, September 16, 2014

First world blender problems

A few days ago it seemed the whole world was going absolutely gaga over some Thermomix thing.
And I have absolutely no idea why...


Monday, September 15, 2014

I'm getting that sinking feeling at work

While fetching my car out the back of work this afternoon I noticed that the engineers had set up an impromptu set of lanes with safety tape and a couple of Keep Left signs for good measure. My spirits lifted - did they just create an after work back carpark rally track?

Taking the work car out for a spin
Upon closer inspection...no. That's not the case...(bugger)

Friday, September 12, 2014

Are there trolls in this tunnel?

Well it's been a pretty monumental week this one - Kim and Kayne came to Melbourne to do...er...something, a bloke in Queensland who was thought to have Ebola actually didn't have Ebola, Jeremy Clarkson pointed out that unless he was ripped apart by a pack of wild dogs he would be back to host the next series of Top Gear and in no relation to any of those other events, I wondered this week what ever happened to the role playing game system Tunnels and Trolls.

What ever happened to Naked Doom??

I mean did Tunnels and Trolls ever become a video game? And if not, why the hell not?

Monday, August 25, 2014

10 random thoughts of an old car owner..

As a car owner of nothing past the year 1994, these are thoughts I have often. Can you relate to any yourself?

Friday, August 1, 2014

OMG! 10 celebs you won't believe aren't actually related!

You might want to bulk buy some industrial strength aspirin for this one as I'm about to cause some massive headaches for the entertainment industry. Prepare to be completely gobsmacked...

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Forget cars, games and beer - today we review tea. PART 1

Today I am reviewing tea. Yes tea. Now before you scoff 'How the mighty have fallen' and 'Almigo you have obviously sold out to the all mighty tea dollar', there is a reason why I'm reviewing tea and it has something to do with my brain...
Do try it!

Monday, July 21, 2014

I have the look of a career criminal and drive the car of a felon. Allegedly.

I got pulled over this afternoon just meters from home for a license check. The good news is that I'm not the brazen criminal the local police force are looking for! Huzzar!

I look like this only without the cigar. Or the class.