Sunday, June 24, 2018

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Lord of the (dead) flies.

Warning: If you don't like dogs and even more so the poo they produce, then this post is not for you. No it's not a trick, I'm not trying to warn you away and then reward those that hang about with amazing pictures of gorgeous women - this post involves dog poo.

Who's a good doggie?

Courtesy of our lovable family border collie Savannah.

Right, fair warning sent out, on with the post!

Tuesday, April 17, 2018

Okay, who stabbed me in the back?

Okay, not literally. But it sure does feel like someone has sunk something sharp where sharp things should not be sunk.

And it's amazing how I've been taking just turning my head for granted right up until now..

Monday, April 16, 2018

The 7 things I'm truly enjoying about Fallout 4

Okay, I'm a little late to the Fallout 4 bandwagon (the game came out three years ago now) but I only got into it recently after buying an Xbox One and while I've barely scratched the surface, there's plenty that I've really fallen in love with.

So grab yourself a nuka-cola and fire up the iguana on a stick, let's get into the 11 things that have made my current trips through the nuclear wasteland so enjoyable.

(Warning, there may be spoilers. But only what I've found so far. I'm still years away from finding it all though. You have been warned.)

Friday, April 13, 2018

How a weightlifter changed my mind on the Commonwealth games

I'll admit it, I've been dreading the Commonwealth games coming to the Gold Coast. Not the actual competition and achievement part, more so the impact that it'd have on my day to day activities and my commute to work.

Then halfway through I watched a Fijian weight lifter completely change my mind on things.

Sunday, April 8, 2018

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Having a bad day? Some ass clown stole your car parking spot? Dropped your iPhone again? The boss is riding you at work and not in a fun 'dear Penthouse' type of way?

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So before your next work request gives you the urge to pick up an office chair and hurl it at the sales team, take a deep breath and let's de-stress together shall we?

Sunday, March 25, 2018

One of the guests killed Wesley again..

Meet Wesley. Wesley is a character in the mobile game Westworld. Wesley is a robot you send off to interact with guests right across the park - to keep them entertained, to learn from the experience, to make the park money along the way.

Oh god Wesley, what did you say to her??

There's just one problem, the guests just love murdering Wesley for some unknown reason.