Monday, May 25, 2015

Now I'm helping finance your Ferrari

In the aim of inching myself one step closer to not only another Nobel Peace Prize but also the title of Nicest bloke in the Galaxy, I've invested in some Peer to Peer lending.

No no, you're welcome. 
So the next time you jump into your Ferrari 599 GTB and turn the key, please make sure you utter a quick prayer of thanks to yours truly. Because without me, you'd probably be driving a Corvette or something cheaper instead..

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Don't train with Superman

Yesterday I trained alongside Superman. Alright no it wasn't the legitimate son of Krypton and man of steel in person, but for all intents and purposes he might have well been Superman, making me look like kindergarten student at Hogwarts in comparison.

Making this shit look SUPER easy.
For the sake of your pride kids, don't train with Superman.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Goodbye Revenge and thanks for all the confusion

I read last week that the latest season of the TV show Revenge will be it's last.
Okay, you've had your fun...
While I'm probably in the minority here, I for one am glad it's Revenging no more...

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Excuse me, do you have a charger for a V600?

You now how it's useful to have a backup mobile/cell phone in case the main one you use goes belly up? 


Well my main one went belly up this morning...and I'll be damned if I know where any of my spares have gone.,

Monday, April 6, 2015

Hook, line and smoker.

It's not every day you get invited to a bbq with a fire fighter and a German ex death metal bassist. Even better,  it was the unveiling of a brand new smoker in a bbq of truely epic proportions and a truly memorable way to spend Easter Saturday.
Feed. Me. MORE!

This is how I like to spend my public holidays..


Monday, March 30, 2015

I haven't seen you for ages so BUY MY STUFF!

Isn't it nice to catch up with someone you haven't heard from in a while?

So I said to him, 'Buy this shit now damnit!'

Until they try to sell you something that is...

Monday, March 2, 2015

The man with no plan tries to book a wrestling federation

Lookout wrestling world, I've just discovered the brilliantly in depth Extreme Warfare Revenge wrestling simulator.



And with the reigns of the WWE well in hand, I feel the power has completely gone to my head...