Tuesday, June 30, 2015

When the Rock finishes his Rampage, we've got some more ideas for him

I read last week that The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson aka The former most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment aka Do You Smell What I'm Cooking Now) is set to be part of one of the latest video game and Hollywood smash ups: Rampage.

Do these monsters smell what he's cooking?

And when he's finished ridding the world of George, Lizzie and Ralph - we've come up with a few more video game inspired films he might like to raise the People's Eyebrow at..

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

The $4000 coffee date

Today's topic on the Dan and Maz radio show here in Australia: Sugardaddies and the women who date them.

'Holly' shared her story and it seems I've been doing the dating thing completely wrong all this time...

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Take all my cash Teen Tycoon!

Over the last couple of days I've been reading the story of the Australian private school student who managed to convince not only fellow students of his own school but other private schools, to invest in his venture involving watch manufacturing, with the promise of big returns.

You look like you know what you're doing...

You'd commend his business approach if you didn't read that one student reportedly lost $150,000 and quite a few others are out of pocket from this backfiring plan...

Monday, May 25, 2015

Now I'm helping finance your Ferrari

In the aim of inching myself one step closer to not only another Nobel Peace Prize but also the title of Nicest bloke in the Galaxy, I've invested in some Peer to Peer lending.

No no, you're welcome. 
So the next time you jump into your Ferrari 599 GTB and turn the key, please make sure you utter a quick prayer of thanks to yours truly. Because without me, you'd probably be driving a Corvette or something cheaper instead..

Thursday, May 21, 2015

Don't train with Superman

Yesterday I trained alongside Superman. Alright no it wasn't the legitimate son of Krypton and man of steel in person, but for all intents and purposes he might have well been Superman, making me look like kindergarten student at Hogwarts in comparison.

Making this shit look SUPER easy.
For the sake of your pride kids, don't train with Superman.

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Goodbye Revenge and thanks for all the confusion

I read last week that the latest season of the TV show Revenge will be it's last.
Okay, you've had your fun...
While I'm probably in the minority here, I for one am glad it's Revenging no more...

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Excuse me, do you have a charger for a V600?

You now how it's useful to have a backup mobile/cell phone in case the main one you use goes belly up? 


Well my main one went belly up this morning...and I'll be damned if I know where any of my spares have gone.,