While once upon a time I did work with a man with the nickname Watto*, the Watto I'm referring to is the IBM Watson Personality Insights Service. I've just used one of my articles to explain that what Flo Rida's song is actually about and in turn Watto has kindly let me know that I tend to feel calm and self assured.
I read last week that The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson aka The former most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment aka Do You Smell What I'm Cooking Now) is set to be part of one of the latest video game and Hollywood smash ups: Rampage.
Do these monsters smell what he's cooking?
And when he's finished ridding the world of George, Lizzie and Ralph - we've come up with a few more video game inspired films he might like to raise the People's Eyebrow at..
Over the last couple of days I've been reading the story of the Australian private school student who managed to convince not only fellow students of his own school but other private schools, to invest in his venture involving watch manufacturing, with the promise of big returns.
You look like you know what you're doing...
You'd commend his business approach if you didn't read that one student reportedly lost $150,000 and quite a few others are out of pocket from this backfiring plan...
In the aim of inching myself one step closer to not only another Nobel Peace Prize but also the title of Nicest bloke in the Galaxy, I've invested in some Peer to Peer lending.
No no, you're welcome.
So the next time you jump into your Ferrari 599 GTB and turn the key, please make sure you utter a quick prayer of thanks to yours truly. Because without me, you'd probably be driving a Corvette or something cheaper instead..
Yesterday I trained alongside Superman. Alright no it wasn't the legitimate son of Krypton and man of steel in person, but for all intents and purposes he might have well been Superman, making me look like kindergarten student at Hogwarts in comparison.
Making this shit look SUPER easy.
For the sake of your pride kids, don't train with Superman.