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Last M.A.M.E standing part 1: Almigo has a plan

Yes I've decided to embark on my most ambitious project to date (well aside from changing a rocker cover gasket on a WRX, on a scale of ...

Monday, September 11, 2017

Who is this idiot with the bells on his head? #freebie

My new book is set to be released on Sept 22 and it's fair to say that I'm excited. Stupidly excited.


So excited in fact that I want to give you a preview copy of it right now. No tricks, traps or me turning up one day to repossess your Ferrari - just the first third of the book. If you like it, feel free to grab the rest of this latest adventure for the stupidly low price of 99 cents US..

Thursday, August 24, 2017

Leon, you've lost us.

Okay I'm not hoighty-toighty enough to demand a red carpet roll out and trumpets to play whenever I walk into a shop (well now that you mention it...) but just for the person I'm dealing with to listen to me. Or anyone really.
It's 2017 - is just 30 seconds of your focus too much to ask for?



Friday, August 4, 2017

I'm building a computer. Brace for impact.

So I'm building a computer at the moment and in my usual 'nothing goes to plan' plans, funnily enough nothing has gone to plan...



Tuesday, July 18, 2017

Apple support - the case against...

WARNING: Before you unleash the angst and fury of this blog post, you might want to make yourself a coffee or a cocktail to enjoy while reading - this tale does go on for a bit...

A few of these might help


Saturday, July 15, 2017

Fear of a red bottom. And a three way with aliens.

While momentarily working on my lastest book (Court Jester of the Castle...it's taking a while but slowly getting there) I spared a thought for my other two books and decided a brief jaunt down affordable advertising road probably wouldn't go astray, now that I've finally gotten rid of a shed load of debt.
However I had to stifle quite a big round of laughs when I saw some of the books the service I was contemplating using were promoting..


Not this one. I'd probably sell a million books next to this one.



Thursday, July 6, 2017

Bad day behind the furniture desk

Well it was a simple plan - find a well priced recliner suite to replace our ageing and oversized chaise lounge setup that had seen better days. And after a couple of weeks of searching, pricing and parking our bums on ever seat we could find, we finally found the one to buy.
So we did.



And then things started to get strange after that...



Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The lights were on but no one was pumping

It's not uncommon when filling up your car late at night to meet some pretty disinterested petrol attendants. However last night I didn't meet one of those...in fact for a while there was no one there at all...

Ahh, hello?