Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Larry from Tech Support

Boy did I get a doozy of a tech support guy this morning..

I didn't catch their name (and by the time the call was finished I felt it was safer if I didn't..) so for the sake of Internet anonymity lets just call him Larry...

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Watto just told me that I'm heartfelt, somewhat insensitive and opinionated.

While once upon a time I did work with a man with the nickname Watto*, the Watto I'm referring to is the IBM Watson Personality Insights Service. I've just used one of my articles to explain that what Flo Rida's song is actually about and in turn Watto has kindly let me know that I tend to feel calm and self assured.

No wait...not this Watto...

Er..cheers Watto!

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

It lives to destroy again

Now I don't want to alarm you or the rest of the world....but last week I managed to resurrect a dead mower.

Please keep this to yourself as the last thing I need is hordes of people on my doorstep, begging for me to lay my hands on their mowers...

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

When the Rock finishes his Rampage, we've got some more ideas for him

I read last week that The Rock (aka Dwayne Johnson aka The former most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment aka Do You Smell What I'm Cooking Now) is set to be part of one of the latest video game and Hollywood smash ups: Rampage.

Do these monsters smell what he's cooking?

And when he's finished ridding the world of George, Lizzie and Ralph - we've come up with a few more video game inspired films he might like to raise the People's Eyebrow at..

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

The $4000 coffee date

Today's topic on the Dan and Maz radio show here in Australia: Sugardaddies and the women who date them.

'Holly' shared her story and it seems I've been doing the dating thing completely wrong all this time...

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Take all my cash Teen Tycoon!

Over the last couple of days I've been reading the story of the Australian private school student who managed to convince not only fellow students of his own school but other private schools, to invest in his venture involving watch manufacturing, with the promise of big returns.

You look like you know what you're doing...

You'd commend his business approach if you didn't read that one student reportedly lost $150,000 and quite a few others are out of pocket from this backfiring plan...

Monday, May 25, 2015

Now I'm helping finance your Ferrari

In the aim of inching myself one step closer to not only another Nobel Peace Prize but also the title of Nicest bloke in the Galaxy, I've invested in some Peer to Peer lending.

No no, you're welcome. 
So the next time you jump into your Ferrari 599 GTB and turn the key, please make sure you utter a quick prayer of thanks to yours truly. Because without me, you'd probably be driving a Corvette or something cheaper instead..