The adventures of Almigo

Now maybe it's just me and maybe I've read far too much into the Warhammer 40K lore and universe...but I'm seeing a lot of parallels between it and the now available on Netflix movie Mortal Engines..

New look, who dis?

 Actually scratch that, after this afternoon I am becoming THAT guy. And it's all the fault of a guy called Jez from Instagram..

 Dear valued investor, just a reminder of the annual company golf trip this weekend...

  Lightning quick update time! A short story? I don't have time to write a short story! Next minute..

Oh god, it's happening again. I'm delving into the weird, wild and wacky world of the endless ocean that is Aliexpress. And for no apparent reason I suddenly have the hankering to build a computer with budget bits from companies with names probably made up on the spot. So exactly how cheap and unknown can we go to build something equal or better than what I currently have? Is it even possible?  Let's find out!

Dear Employees, It has come to our attention...

Yes once again I'm applying the #freebook equivalent of a Fujiwara Arm Bar to your long suffering Kindle/phone/reading device, making it tap out with the sheer weight of more awesome books you can read for nothing (through Kindle Unlimited that is.) Trust me, your Kindle needs more freebies so let's go!

Hey you've heard of the huge underground movie 'Dumptruck of Makeup'? No? Well that's not surprising. The first time effort of director Gee Tah Stringh was an ambitious project that he boldly proclaimed was 'Going to solidly kick Hollywood right in the left testicle.' However it wasn't even a glancing blow to the fun bags and instead ended up doomed from the start, never making it to release. Perhaps these amazing facts that I've dug up will shed some light as to why..

Just a post about a guy watching the entire country trying to kick the Corona Virus right in the fun bags.

Another chance to read more books for free? This place is turning into the blogspot version of Ozbargain it seems (for books that is). However if you love your reads heavy on the action side, then you're going to love what's on offer here!

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